Title: Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go Studio: Wicked Pictures Director: Mark Stone Cast: Lindsey Meadows, Presley Maddox, April Aubrey, Jayme Langford, Kayla Carrera, Kissy Kapri, Nikki Kane, Ryaan Reynolds, Alex Sanders, Evan Stone, Marco Banderas, Nick Manning, Randy Genres:: Wall to Wall, Uniform Condoms: Yes Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

Rating:

Uh-oh. Judging by the box, this feature-type wall-to-wall packs all the hype. Kung-fu. Nurses.  Go-go. It seems too good to be true! Well, sorry to have to break the news, but it kind of is. The box comes on strong with such a fun gimmick, but in all actuality the movie seems like a bit of a bomb.   

Anyway, on with the review! Who isn't a fan of covergirl Lindsey Meadows? She could be today's perfect dream girl. She's petite with a super-tight body. At first, she looks like a total sweetheart, the kind of mom we all know and love. Then you get a load of her nasty tattoos and dirty mouth. She's totally wicked. Wicked hot, that is. 

The point is: gotta love the girl, but her performance in this movie—not so much. It's simply not her best. In the big picture, her somewhat boring featured performance didn't help the movie's half-assed plot and cheap gimmick.

Sure, there were nurse outfits, but there was no go-go. And there was barely any kung-fu. Overall, it just didn't seem like the sexy, action-packed, wall-to-wall porno that was advertised on the cover. There was horrible improv-like acting that made us beg for the sex to start. When it finally did, it seemed... a little slow. 

It could be categorized as one of those movies where you have to skip around endlessly trying to find something interesting. Lindsey's scene starts off with a lot of fun. She's jumping around in black spiked plats, play fighting with her hunky pony-tailed partner. Somehow, the playful rumble turns into pussy-licking on the couch.

He spends some time licking her pussy, while she moans pleasurably. He fingers her, with the camera close up in the action. Somehow, the actor seems disconnected. She gives him a hot and horny blowjob, then there's a highlight when she's banging him on top, missionary. She slams her ass up and down with full force. Finally, it looks like she's enjoying herself. Then, he starts fucking her from behind harder than ever. It's hard to tell whether she's screaming out of default or exhaustion. Anyway, they blow through some more positions, systematically. Somehow it all just seems like another day at the office.

That's pretty much the bottomline for this movie. It has loads of awesome new talent and an attractive box, but it still seems a little boring. This review shouldn't discourage watchers, but it should help them understand what to expect in order to avoid disappointment. Bottoms-up!