Reviewed by Daniel Kelly
The title "Knocked Up" is so degrading that you expect a whole lot of bottoms getting screwed bareback and then filled with loads. You do indeed get what you expect. This is an ass and cum lover’s film. If you’re looking for cock sucking, look elsewhere. What you get here is three intense, sloppy gang bangs.
The shortest yet best gang bang features Billy Boyd as bottom. You can tell the men fucking him are horny for his great ass. It looks so tight. His compact, smooth, hairless buns are seriously pounded by everyone from twinks to daddies. AND, while this is the shortest gang bang of them all, your pleasure is doubled by some serious DPing, before which poor Billy requests some more lube. The sexiest moment for me—when a short, stocky bald bear says, “Let daddy in all the way.” Now you’re speaking my language! A young man named Jeremy comes in and licks all the cum from Billy’s ass crack.
The first scene is special because it starts with a warm-up. Bearded bottom Karl gets penetrated by a nicely muscled top. It is shot with incredible intimacy, because there’s no outside distraction—no musical score, no director instructions, no cameramen getting caught in the camera. The two men exchange lustful words in a natural tone, sometimes almost a deep whisper, which sustains the atmosphere. Plus, the anal penetration is so closely shot that you can hear the wonderful squishing sounds and really SEE what’s happening.
Finally, the top rims Karl after he’s shot his load inside him. Karl then gets gang banged by several bears, and you immediately feel the difference in tone, because you can see all the other men standing around waiting their turns. The sexiest penetration comes from the short, stocky bear. He is so incredibly sexy. But it is porn staple Titpig who gets the bottom on all fours so he can screw while twirling his own nipples. The jizz flies in this scene, Karl’s ass crack ends up covered in it, and hungry man Jeremy gets in there to lick it out. More cum is released and then used as lubricant for more fucking. It’s about as messy as you could hope.
The weakest gang bang (and it’s not really that weak) has the adorable and sexy Mick bottoming in a sling, with men lined up for their shot at him. On the plus side, this scene flows with few edits, so you actually see each huge cock doing some penetrating, and then being removed and immediately replaced by the next big cock in line. Once again, Jeremy plays clean-up crew after each load is dumped in Mick’s hole. What disappoints here is that Mick is always on his back, so we never get to see the magnificence of his butt rising into the air.
Three gang bangs, delectable bottoms, loads of big cocks, loads of loads and a lot of loads being lapped up by one hungry man. Knocked Up delivers the kind of objectifying every bareback gang bang film should.
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