Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Funny as hell. You are going to laugh and get hot at the same time. In general, one thing that makes porn so cool is how nasty, dirty, and downright unclassy it is. If they even decide to have a story line or plot, it only lasts 20 minutes of the movie, and the rest is just sex. Creating 20 minutes of dialogue shouldn’t be too hard right? This is why it is so awesome that pornographers can be so overtly low class, that instead of creating their own 20-minute plot, they resort to using the story lines of previous box office hits.
And to think, after using the story line from another movie, they still can’t even get it right. Now that is some serious raunch!
When the Sexmaster strikes the gong, it’s time for the after fight ritual. At the sound of the first gong, the Sexmaster instructs the woman to suck the man’s cock. At the sound of the second gong, he is told to lick her pussy. Meanwhile, the Sexmaster teaches the ‘student’ in the background to watch and learn by touching herself. The Sexmaster leads the after fight ritual with music he’s playing on some string instrument. The student in the background continues to learn how to make herself cum. Sometimes, the Sexmaster hits the gong and tells the couple to move to the next position. Other times, he stands still and is deep in meditation. Eventually, he hits the gong and says, ‘you will now cum’.
Ok, how does this identify with Kill Bill? Maybe it sounds a little like Karate Kid. Uhh... maybe the producers are trying to reference anything that seems remotely Asian. Maybe it’s time to mention the scene with the school girl. So all of a sudden, a schoolgirl and a tattooed dude are getting freaky on a cramped stairway. His cock is so deep in her throat that it’s making her gargle. Wet, sweaty, spitty, dirty sex to the sounds of shredding metal. Hardcore!
Jill Kelly makes a cameo, and gets killed in the end by Mya’s exploding orgasm technique. Please note, on the back cover Jill Kelly is pictured with the big long sword and her tits showing. That is never showed in the feature. In the feature, we only see a face shot of her for a few minutes, then she gets killed.
Overall, feature seems like its missing a few parts. It’s an hour and a half, and there is 10 minutes of behind the scenes. You can pick scenes by stars, which include Hustler superstar Mya Luanna who is really good with the sword. This film will make a great gift for any Kill Bill fan. KillJill
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