Title: Jaw Breakers Studio: Nasty Pixxx Director: Various Cast: Tera Patrick, Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Silvia Saint, Misty Rain, Olivia Del Rio, Kylie Ireland, Nikki Anderson, Rebecca Lord, Shayla LaVeaux Genres:: Oral, Blondes, Brunettes, Compilation, One-on-one, Porn-star, Straight Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Hey, kids! Like porn? Remember the early and mid 1990’s, when you were too young to buy it? Here’s what you missed out on, in easy-to-view digest form. Jaw Breakers serves up ten scenes with performers now considered semi-legendary in the annals of porn. They may or may not even be aware that they’re in this compilation.

This movie features exclusively blowjob scenes. In segments where other forms of intercourse occur, they’ve been edited out. The result is what seems like an endless run of various heads bobbing back and forth, with a change in background scenery every ten minutes. Because of the age of some of these clips, there’s a wide variance in audio and graphic quality depending on how long ago they were shot. Some seem fresh; others show actors in hopelessly dated hairstyles and clothes they wouldn’t be caught dead in today. For those performers still acting today, this is a chance to see them infused with that fresh-off-the-bus innocence that didn’t last past their second films.

For the most raw entertainment value, check out Tera Patrick’s scene with Randy Spears. The scene is set in a fire house, and while the sex isn’t bad, there are other things to keep you watching, too. Look for the fireman in the truck staring at the performers; we’re pretty sure he’s clapping at one point. Watch Randy’s fireman suspenders disappear and reappear without regard to continuity. And prepare to burst out laughing during the money shot, when the scene abruptly cuts to an exploding fire hose.

All of the scenes are pretty much the same, but there are pieces of plot left over from the original movies they were excised from. Nikki Anderson is chained to a tombstone in a haunted warehouse, and while we don’t need to know how she got there, it’s be neat to know. Shayla LaVeaux is taunting a pool cleaner, while Silvia Saint dons a French maid outfit (complete with feather-duster gloves) and lets a strange hippie into her employers’ home. We kind of wished there was less of the surrounding footage cut out to lend some sense to the proceedings, or that the source films were cited so we could check those out in their entirety.

Your level of satisfaction with the movie will depend on whether or not you especially like any of the actresses, and whether you want to pick and choose a scene or two or sit through the entire film. Watching them back-to-back makes the similarity of the scenes painfully obvious, especially since there’s nothing especially kinky to liven them up, and the removal of anything other than straight oral leaves little else in the mix. But on their own, they’re fun to watch, if dated, and an interesting time capsule of the porn world as it was ten years ago.