Title: Janine Loves Jenna Studio: Club Jenna/Vivid Director: Justin Sterling Cast: Janine, Jenna Jameson, Katja Kassin, Sativa Rose, Justine Joli, Veronica Lynn, Dominica Leoni, Cherokee, Nicole Brazzle, Naudia Nice Genres:: Feature, Big Tits, Blowjobs, Comedy, Fantasy, Girl/Girl, Orgy, Porn-star Condoms: Yes Reviewer: Don Luis

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To begin with, look to your right and check out the size of this cast. The sheer volume of people required to pull this off—even more evident if you spend the time to watch the BTS track where they take you through the motions of creating something on the level of a major Hollywood production, complete with blue screens, cgi, intricate costume and set designs, the works—is monstruous. Unfortunately, I can only tell you about a few scarce examples, and you will simply have to acquire the film to make sure you see the rest.

Those possessed of the notion that the 'good' book is scarcely more than an anthologized collection of some of the world's first BDSM erotica hidden amongst pages of esoteric moralistic drivel in order to dissuade the public from thinking ill of its authors will likely make this purchase priority one on this week's shopping list. Those polarized in the opposite direction will not, though, it is to those of us in the first category that I direct my sermon.

As I'm certain you’re aware, if you've seen previews in other places, Jenna plays the part of the dearly departed pornstress due to a slight case of suicide in the bathtub. As she travels through hell on the way to see the boss, she is guided by her old friend Janine in an attempt to prevent her from falling to too much harm along the way. Of course, each of the women has their own faults, and one of the ones they need to deal with is their desire to eat. Stopping into an appropriately named diner that Janine is somewhat familiar with, they are surrounded by the incarnations of the seven deadly sins. The red-headed, pin-up quality "Lust" (here engendered by the lovely Ms. Katja Kassin) pauses in her primping once the two are seated, and struts over to their table. Failing horrifically in her attempt to entice the girls, she is instead waylaid by 'Greed' seated at a booth across the aisle.

She swallows his most valuable asset thereby giving 'Envy,’ seated with him, something to, well, be envious about. Tommy Gunn as 'Wrath' is a perfect character as he hurdles over the bar, snatches up Lust, carries her back across the diner and positions her appropriately so that she might service him in a similar fashion to Greed. This, then, would be the ultimate in Vanity—Lust believing herself worthy of two simultaneous suitors at once.  After a preliminary warm up, Greed takes his at bat, which lasts in the greatest tradition of all over-confident types, a pitifully short time.  Gunn's Wrath takes over and goes straight for the portal of perfidiousness, and I am left to wonder if that means we are, at this point, watching the 'grudge fuck?’

In any case, the inconsequential dalliances on the path towards eternal damnation are not so terribly important as what happens during your meeting with the Devil, and, allow me to say that, had I been suffering hallucinations this scene might have taken the cake for me. Both girls enter the leader of the damned's chamber, where, not only is there an extensive orgy in progress, impish midget demons dance through the air, and a definitely terrifying clown stands at his right hand alternately taking notes and directing people. Seeing the ladies' approach, he orders everyone out of the chamber, and attends to the newcummers. Janine offers herself to the boss in exchange for releasing Jenna back to the world of the living, and he decides that, after tasting the goods, that he will make a determination. The icing on that aforementioned cake definitely would have been Jenna, in the midst of being bent over Satan's throne and penetrated anally, breaks out in laughter saying "this is wrong on so many levels!" while Janine is steadily being put to work entertaining 'Dante' (played by Julian).

Making deals with the Devil, both ladies manage to finally emerge through the same tub in which Jenna killed herself, though the action does not end there. The two are so happy to find themselves safely escaped from the clutches of the Dark Lord that they fall to pleasuring each other, and utilizing any conceivable object: fingers, candlesticks from the chapel, dildos that they can get their hands on. Then the action ends. Phew!

If you seek to remain on the straight and narrow, it is perhaps best if you put this review out of your mind, for to read of the exploits of these individuals is one thing, but to experience it for yourself is quite another. If, however, like me you seek only to blacken your soul, then this production, my dears, is for you. Go now, as if guided by an unearthly light and acquire the forbidden knowledge you seek!