Title: Internal Affairs Studio: Wicked Pictures Director: Jonathan Morgan Cast: Julia Ann, Stormy Daniels, Brooke Haven, Kelli Tyler, Alana Evans, Venus, Chris Cannon, Jack Lawrence, Lee Stone, Randy Spears, Stephen St. Croix, Tommy Gunn Genres:: Feature Condoms: Yes Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Internal Affairs is a comedic tale of a police investigation into the activities of an inept squad of knucklehead cops. The narrative takes you through a variety of slapsticky scenes, where the squad breaks every ethical rule in the book. And, not to ruin the surprise here, but there’s sex, too.

The theme’s established right from the start, where it takes so long to get to the sex, they should change the name to “Eternal Affairs”. And ya know, the viewer will allow a seven-minute introduction, but there are scenes here that just further the hammy plot. That’s a bit excessive for a porno. Although, when the sex does happen, it’s great.

Especially Scene 2, where two on-duty cops (Stormy Daniels and Stephen St. Croix) take part in a spirited 4-way with a couple “perps” (Brooke Haven and Lee Stone). This was tour-de-force sex and will definitely inspire multiple viewings. (Also, look out for St. Croix’s odd shaped night stick- it looks like a boomerang. Very bizarre.)

Other than that though, there’s nothing too adventurous in this one- at least no sex positions that'll surprise the viewer anyway. In fact, it seems as if this movie has more missionaries than a Third World village.

Also, the tissue-thin plot gets a bit annoying too. Affairs is a perfect example of why most porns ditch the storyline for more sex. It just seems like wasted time. Especially for a porno this slapsticky and we’re not talking about sex sounds here.

But, as always, if you’re into a story between sex scenes, this is perfect. Be warned though: on re-viewings, you’ll definitely fast-forward to the sex parts. There’s just too much plot getting in the way. Can’t say it enough. And it doesn’t help watching porn stars try to act. It’s like watching the show Cops, only with bad acting.

So, again, if you’re into porns that attempt more plot than a Spielberg movie (War of the Worlds?), then Internal Affairs is recommended. As for the rest of us: have one hand -the other hand- on the remote at all times. But enjoy the sex, because the women are gorgeous and the men throw the book at ‘em.

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