Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
The word "thick" only relatively recently entered the modern porn lexicon, but it's a good thing it did. Some of us were tired of explaining that just because we don't like to see ribs poking out, we aren't necessarily looking for 300-pound "BBW" behemoths either. The female body comes in more styles than just "skinny" and "obese," and there's something to be said for that middle ground. After all, who doesn't love a nice, round ass?
Assuming you agree, Nicky Starks has a movie that may be worth your attention. Five big-bootied girls star in this all-black feature, in three one-on-one scenes and one threesome. In The Thick 11 is a competent production, with a bunch of extras, though it has its problems. As usual, each scene opens with a short interview, after which the girl strips, and the guy arrives.
We start off with Cherokee, the proud owner of the biggest ass on this DVD. She's proud enough of it, indeed, to have "D'Ass" tattooed on her right cheek. Her interview sets the pattern the others will follow: How old are you? Where are you from? What do you like to do in bed? What are your favorite positions? Nothing really riveting here. But soon she starts taking off her clothes, and showing how she can shake her derrière, and just as soon after that, Byron Long steps on camera to begin rhapsodizing about her charms. Long, by the way, lives up to his name; and this is a man who truly loves booty. He dives face-first into it and starts eating Cherokee out, which she appreciates, and returns in kind, and then it's on to the fucking. The sight of her ass cheeks oscillating as Byron shoots his load is not to be missed.
Desiree Clark is next up, paired with an uncredited male performer, and she's pretty cute, though I found her voice irritating. This scene follows about the same pattern, but the guy comes on her face, not her ass. The third scene sees Byron Long return, but this time he has to fuck Cinnamon. I almost felt sorry for him -- but then I remembered that he has sex for a living. Cinnamon really isn't attractive, however. The other girls are thick, but round and firm; she's broad, saggy and stretch-marked. There was nothing wrong with her performance, but she didn't turn me on at all.
The final scene is, of course, the threesome, with Angel Eyes, Lexi and Mr. Marcus. Lexi is 19, fresh-faced and very cute, and likes the ladies -- in fact, before she did porn, she'd never been with a man. There's a lot of chemistry between her and Angel, who likes ladies and gentlemen in equal measure. I thought Angel had a bit too much makeup on, but otherwise she's very attractive. Marcus is entranced by both of them, and the resulting scene is easily the hottest on the disc.
If you like big asses, it's a sure bet you'll like this. If you're not really into thick women, this movie may not be the one to convince you; and either way, I'd recommend skipping over Cinnamon's section. There's enough in the extras section, including bloopers, extra sex and longer interviews, to make up for the bad scene, though. InTheThick11
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