Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Here’s one of the more surreal porn flicks I’ve encountered, in which denim is a plot device.
There’s absurd narration by Niko, who needs elocution lessons, about how blue jeans are just too sexy. Is he joking? The first action sequence involves Jason Crew trying on a pair of cutoffs that he’s considering giving away to charity. I’m sure there’s a hard-up young guy who needs a pair of cock-baring cutoffs, but Crew decides to keep them: they’re perfect for seducing Jason Harley. Crew has a cute, tight little body and the two have some convincing chemistry, getting nice and sweaty as they romp around.
We cut back to the narrator, stripping out of his jeans to show us a body that wouldn’t look out of place on the cover of a romance novel. He blathers on about jeans before we cut to a bar scene. Shirtless Viktor Perseo admires John Marcus’ ass and leans in for a closer inspection, ripping his jeans open to get at his asshole. Eventually, all of Marcus’ clothes get ripped off and the two share an impassioned session, Marcus licking Perseo’s toes as he fucks him. Then (equal-opportunity!) they switch roles; these men are so versatile the fucking remains just as frenzied.
The third scene finds cocky cutie Christian Owen wandering by Ty Walker’s yard sale. He’s looking for jeans (though the ones he’s sporting show his ass off quite nicely). Of course, he finds a pair and heads inside to try them on. For some reason he’s got to take his shirt off to try them on and no, he’s not wearing any underpants, so soon he’s naked and delivering a monologue about how hot he’s going to look in his new jeans. So hot he’s got to lie down and jerk off. Owen’s got a great, natural young body, with sweet little nipples and soft-looking skin. It’s no wonder that when Walker peeks in on him, he immediately leaps on Owen’s erect cock. There are great shots of Owen tongue-fucking Walker and both the actors charmingly are still wearing their white socks. I was hoping to see Owen take it up the ass but I had to settle for seeing his cute face all screwed up in a very convincing grimace as he fucked Walker, though there are some excellent shots of his pink balls as he does his work.
There’s another scene that involves jeans being ripped off (Rafael Alencar’s this time, the better to get rimmed by Jason Kingsley) and this develops into a threesome that’s nicely action-packed, with kissing and ass licking and the requisite stupid porn banter. Then once this business is finished with, we’re back to Niko, gyrating naked on a bed covered with pairs of jeans. He’s hot, to be sure, but I’m not sure if I was excited about the sight of his thick cock or just relieved that he had finally shut up. IntheJeans
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