Title: Hustler's Girl + Girl #2 Studio: Hustler Video Director: Zora Banx Cast: Zora Banx, Eva, Iness, Alissa, Karina, Caroline Cage, Christal Genres:: All Girl (Lesbian), Eastern European, Group Sex, Toys, Wrestling Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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As a lesbian friend of mine once pointed out, you can tell a true dyke by her fingernails: the real ones don’t sport long, manicured nails, because fingers are so central to lesbian sex. Long nails hurt, and manicures don’t last. So if you’re looking for genuine “lesbo lust,” which this DVD claims to provide, you only need to know that every one of these slender, tanned and generically hot girls sports gleaming, perfect nails.

Of course, real lesbians aren’t required for hot girl-on-girl action, but it gives you a general idea of how authentic some of these vignettes feel. While most episodic porn leads with it’s strongest scene, this one leads with its worst: a ludicrous bar room scene in which host Zora Banx fortuitously encounters a pair of “lesbians” (no quotation marks were ever so appropriate) just about to get down and dirty. For all their practiced hair-tossing and lip-licking, the two brunettes (one with distractingly vivid scars under her breasts where the implants went in) couldn’t look less interested in sex if they were cloistered in a convent reading the Bible. What follows is a mood-killing display of obviously choreographed oral action about as spontaneous and exciting as a tax audit. By the time one of them breaks out into a move yoga devotees will recognize as The Bridge (I won’t attempt to describe it here; suffice to say it would not for most people optimize erogenous pleasure), I was reaching for the fast-forward button.

But things improve. A later scene at a dressmaker’s shop is hot for two reasons. First, the horny dressmaker and the resistant model wind up wrestling. I never thought I was a fan of watching girls wrestle, and this might the least convincing physical tussles ever put to film. But it does serve to create a little tension before the payoff of the sex.

Second, and let me put this bluntly, the woman playing the model has the best breasts I have ever seen: medium-sized, perky but natural and capped with pink, smooth and slightly pointy nipples. They alone are reason enough to watch this movie.

Most of the women in this one are, as I mentioned, hot but generic. If there weren’t so many group scenes in this one, you could easily assume there were only two different people here: the blond one and the brunette one. Those who stand out generally do so for all the wrong reasons. The girl playing the dressmaker, for example, has what appears to be a large, angry boil right in the crack of her ass, a mood-killer if there ever was one (in fairness, this isn’t typical of the performers here). Also memorable is Banx, the large-breasted and almost impossibly annoying host, who thankfully restrains herself from jumping into every sex scene. Come to think of it, the movie’s best scenes are the ones in which she doesn’t participate: the aforementioned dressmaker scene, and an equally hot three-girl scene in a gym, which satisfies lusty fantasies about sporty girls and the true possibilities of some of that exercise equipment.