Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
The best thing that can be said about Hustler’s Girl+Girl #4 is that it lives up to its box copy promise of “all the poontang you’ve been craving and none of that pesky pork.” Of course, it’s an all-girl video, so that’s pretty much expected. The girls, however, are uninspiring and the sex is pretty much run-of-the-mill, though you may find some new double-dildo positions you hadn’t thought of before.
It’s pretty clear this is an Eastern European production, as evidenced by our host and director, Zora Banx. “It’s a beautiful Sunday afternoon in the Budapest woods!” she exclaims with a thick accent at the start of the first segment, an outdoor romp featuring two girls and a poorly white-balanced camera. Later on our travelogue takes us to Prague, a car wash, and Zora’s own backyard. The girls featured in the video, while given Americanized names, don’t seem so local. They hardly speak any English at all and when they do, it’s with heavy accents. They’re also interchangable, devoid of any personality, and in many cases don’t even look like they’re having much of a good time.
The sex scenes themselves are jumbled and without any kind of coherent pacing to them. There’s no setup between the girls, who are usually just introduced in mid-act, and there’s no orgasmic finish to any of the scenes. It’s just one position after another, accompanied by constant rhythmic moans.
The highlight, then, are the amusing interstitial pieces featuring Zora, who gets to set up each little vignette and end them with a quip. “So there, that’s how I get my car cleaned,” she muses, after two girls soap each other up and play with strap-ons in a car wash. “Don’t you want to come to the Czech Republic?” It’s more fun to just fast-forward past the sex scenes just to hear what Zora will say next. She never participates in the sex, apart from giving us one topless tease at the end of the film, but instead is merely content to watch and gape. Our Zora is a true sexual enigma.
The argument could be made that, well, this is lesbian porn for the guys. Of course it’s just supposed to be non-stop girl-donging-girl action, because that’s what guys want to see, right? Well, perhaps not all guys. This guy would much rather see a fun, compelling all-girl film with real personality than a modern equivalent of the old grind loop. Zora’s a hoot to watch, but she hardly can be the sole attraction in an all-girl smut flick. Hustler’s done far better; any girl-girl scene from a Barely Legal volume is much more enjoyable than Girl+Girl #4. Now if we could only get Zora to move stateside and go to college. Hustler'sGirl+Girl#4
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