Hustler's Anal Intensive 11 Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Hustler's Anal Intensive, the latest from director Pierre Woodman, is a standard wall-to-wall, plot-less affair. One by one, a handful of young women are given a brief interview, followed by a rudimentary striptease, and an average sex scene, usually involving multiple male partners. The film, which was by-and-large fairly mediocre, has a number of things to recommend it.
First, the performers are a good-looking crew with few exceptions, particularly those in the first scene. Anna, the featured girl in this scene, has a particularly lovely body: red hair, full lips, small but beautifully shaped tits, a firm ass, and a pussy that makes even the most dignified viewer briefly consider licking the screen. Unfortunately her performance, and that of her male cohorts, is somewhat lack-luster. The sex itself is robotic, like the worst porn-sex is. As the title promises, there is a lot of anal sex in the film, but Anna’s scene sets up a B.J. to Chinese finger-cuffs (An anal-oral combo. Remember Chasing Amy?) to DP pattern which is rarely strayed from in the rest of the movie.
Another drawback to the film is the running “erotic” commentary from the director during the pre-sex tease. The cheesy accent and throaty gurgling from this guy is a turn-OFF. Please, we’re watching a very attractive woman disrobe and play with herself, we don’t need the added “ooh yes you’ve godda sweet liddle poo-see.” If we wanted to hear Pepe le Pew masturbate we’d paint a white stripe down our backs and put on some lipstick.
All the movie’s flaws are redeemed, however, by the last scene, and in particular the last performance. I’m talking about that of Dana, the 25 year-old Czech girl who stars in the final scene. Dana starts the scene in a silky kimono, before disrobing and revealing her lovely body. Dana has a distinctive beauty. Her skin, for instance, is covered in a gentle dusting of freckles, which give the impression that her shapely ass gives off a faint glow. Her pussy echoes her overall slender elegance. With it’s champagne-flute-esque and silky lips, and her pert clitoris, Dana’s pussy is one of the most beautiful pussies this critic has ever seen.
Dana’s sex scene puts the others in this movie, and many in other movies to shame. Her actual pleasure at having her ass filled with cock is evident in her expression and her non-post-dubbed cries of ecstasy (a rarity in Hustler porn.) She bucks, spasms and arches with orgasmic delight, taking charge of her male partners and slapping their asses in sheer exuberance. Best of all, she masturbates furiously during several of her orgasms, providing a true visual treat.
Overall, Dana makes a movie that is otherwise profoundly uninteresting genuinely worth the money. For the last scene alone, I recommend this film. Only, don’t spare the FFWD button. Hustler'sAnalIntensive11 Email this review to a friend
