Title: Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy #8 Studio: Kickass Pictures Director: C.G. Culpepper Cast: Courtney Simpson, Sasha Knox, Sonia Lopez, Adriana Faust, Jeanie Marie, Brandon Iron, Rod Fontana, Donny Long, Tony Tedeschi, Valentino Genres:: Gonzo, Machines, Toys Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Machines may be pushing it for a term, but I didn’t know what other genre could cover the latest and greatest invention in sexual technology. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the pussy pump! Sure it may look a little scary at first, and you may feel a slight discomfort as the pump brings massive blood flow to the area of suction, but the end result is impossible to look away from. What was once a small set of lips leading to an entryway of pleasure has now been blown up into a juicy, thick (and apparently very sensitive) vulva. It takes a second to get used to but once the sex starts up the sensations-for both partners-seems absolutely fantastic.

Blew Up is a gonzo style film where the twist is the use of the pussy pump. Each scene starts out with a brief interaction between the actors to establish the premise of that particular interaction. Of course all the premises involve the pussy pump in some way. My favorite scene stars Adriana Faust, who is slamming hot, and Tony Tedeschi. Faust can’t work her pussy pump so she calls on Tony the repair man to come fix it for her. Tedeschi is absolutely hilarious as the repair man who looks more like a roadie for Motley Crue. I don’t know if his lines were scripted or ad-libbed but they cracked me the up.

The whole time Faust just listens to his comedic ramblings until it’s time to lube up her pussy then apply the pump. Adriana Faust is (in my opinion) the hottest girl in the movie. The only let down is that she’s not much of an actress. I know Blew Up will not be nominated for an Oscar this year, but the look on Faust’s face is so ambiguous that I can’t tell if she’s bored out of her mind or just naturally looks that way all the time.

Next up is our featured star Jeanie Marie sporting the classic school girl outfit. She’s the only girl in the film who pumps herself up solo before having a hung stud come do it for her. She pumps up her pussy then plays with her meaty lips as the camera brings the viewer up close for all the action. Not only is Marie a cutie, she also seems to really enjoy her work. Her bubbly demeanor changes the mood of the scene so that it’s more relaxed and fun; exactly the way sex should be. Of course her pussy is pumped up the whole time adding excitement to average sex.

I know you’re curious; it’s ok. I know you’re scared; that’s ok too. So, why beat around the bush any longer? You know you want to see the awesome power of a pumped-up pussy being penetrated by a perfect penis. Trust me, cause this film is wild! I’m about ready to go pick up my own pussy pump…for research purposes of course.