Title: Holier Than Thou Studio: Adonis Pictures Director: Mike Donner Cast: Justin Wells, Eddie Stone, Damon Phoenix, Zackary Pierce, Jason Crew, Kyle Aames, Josh Carter, Brant Moore, Clay Anderson Genres:: Gay, Anal, Fantasy, Oral Condoms: Yes Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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It’s a blast just picturing some Jerry Falwell-type going apoplectic watching this one! You won’t soon forget the sight of Zackary Pierce’s raw, juicy bubble butt being lapped at by Eddie Stone’s drooling tongue while Stone spanks that ass with a wooden cross. Stone is wearing a priest’s collar while yanking on the dog collar Pierce is wearing. They go together like chocolate and peanut butter and they’re just as messy.

The real issue here is not “blasphemy,” but the hot sex among the nine guys. It’s kind of rare to find a cast that is so generally good looking, diverse and not so buff and waxed that you feel like you’re watching computer-generated characters. And from the way these guys sweat and cum and grunt, it’s clear they’re having a hell of a time. Isn’t it fun when the actors get all red in the face and start moaning like they’ve almost forgotten they’re on film? You get a lot of that good stuff here.

If you aren’t hardwired with four million volts of Catholic guilt, you’ll probably feel that the premise is just plain silly. Justin Wells plays an angelic priest who believes he can save young men’s souls by fucking them. It’s an opportunity for inane narration like, “Dogs wear collars, too, and when they growl they become powerful.” The characters also often point out that they’re old enough to be doing this and that the sex they’re having is consensual. It’s actually reassuring to hear it, for anyone who follows the news!

The sucking is fun. A scene where Wells keeps forcing the adorably round and brown Josh Carter to suck off both pipsqueaky blond Kyle Aames and the long, tall Brant Moore on the dirty floor of a barroom is intense. The rimming is delicious. Who wouldn’t want to eat out Adonis exclusive model Damon Phoenix? I’m not sure how much he looks like one of the Phoenix brothers but the boytoy’s resemblance to a tan Matt Damon is pretty striking. Twinky Clay Anderson stuffs his face between those big, sleak cheeks and you’ll wish you were in his place. Finally, the fucking is hot. In the climactic four-way, Wells and Aames practically drill Moore into the ground.

Holier Than Thou won’t save your soul, but it may get you shouting: “Hallelujah!”