Title: Hitch Studio: Titan Men Director: Brian Mills Cast: Damien Crosse, Jake Deckard, Diesel Washington, Sergio Anthony, Jessie Balboa, Tamas Eszterhazy, Nick Horn, Brett Mathews, Dean Tucker Genres:: Gay, Anal, Hairy, Oral, Uniform Condoms: Yes Reviewer: Daniel Kelly

Rating:

Titan video always manages to pack the hunkiest, sexiest guys into its videos, even when the sex isn’t the best. Fortunately, with Hitch, the sex isn’t so bad. Opposing types but equally gorgeous Jake Deckard (bearish with a mustache instead of his usual goatee) and Damien Crosse (young but butch) are perfect choices as the featured men. Unfortunately, Deckard isn’t used to the best of his abilities, and their scene together stops right when it gets going.

Deckard, playing a sort of security guard, looks great in a uniform—but better naked. When he teams up with Crosse in a shower, he gives the smaller stud a fantastic blowjob, even teeth-tugging some foreskin. Both of them have rock hard cocks, and Deckard cums on Crosse then licks it all off! Oddly, there is a bonus scene on the disc featuring Deckard shaving Crosse’s chest and crotch, which explains some obvious body hair continuity issues you may notice. The disappointment is the lack of any anal action between the two!

Deckard hits the shows again later with Brett Mathews, and when Mathews eats Deckard’s muscular, hairy ass and fingers it, you wish this had taken place during the Crosse scene because their chemistry is so much better. Not to be forgotten though, Crosse returns for a stunningly sexy scene with cute and athletic looking Dean Tucker. You feel like you are crammed into the vehicle with them when they exchange blowjobs and masturbate in reclined front seats. And the anal in the back of the vehicle? WOW. Tucker groans and moans as Crosse lies on his back and pounds up into Tucker (who is holding onto straps on either side of the ceiling), then leapfrogs Tucker with just as much force. Tucker truly looks “tuckered” out when it is done. And for you water sports lovers, they get out of the vehicle (in the rain) and Crosse targets Tucker in the headlights.

There’s a winning threesome in a barn that features neither Deckard nor Crosse. Bald and goateed Nick Horn is a hunk, African-American Diesel Washington is a delicious slab of dark meat, and Jessie Balboa, the lean man of the trio, is adorable. The blowjobs are spread around and the cumshots are loaded with testosterone. Also, Balboa gets hit by the water sports. But that’s just the beginning. Washington chows down on Balboa’s ass ravenously. Balboa then bottoms for both men before a daisy chain begins, with Horn in the middle and Washington bringing up the rear. And finally, well…Balboa’s ass gets stretched to new widths in the director’s cut.

A threesome that follows between Crosse, Tamas Eszterhazy, and Sergio Anthony, pales in comparison, although it has a raunchier feel because they look more like rough trade than the beefier men in the movie. Crosse is the big top man here, and there’s some blindfold action and more water sports. The other huge issue I have with the film (in case I haven’t made my perspective clear) is that mega hunk Jake Deckard, who is wonderfully versatile, has little quality anal action in this film—and he’s one of the headliners!

The men are all hunky, hung, and mostly hairy in this Titan film. The two spotlighted performers, Jake Deckard and Damien Crosse, deserve the attention, and bring some variety with their different body types. However, their one scene together lacks any anal penetration, which means Deckard’s gorgeous muscle butt goes to waste. And with the topping abilities Crosse shows in the film with other men, it seems obvious that having him top the bigger and more muscular Deckard would have been the winning combination here. Too bad it wasn’t obvious to the filmmaker.