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Title:
Hall of Fame
Studio: Cal Vista Director: Various Cast: Jill Kelly, Nina Hartley, Christy Canyon, Felicia, Chloe, Teri Weigel, Misty Rain, Nici Sterling, Porsche Lynn, Jeannie Pepper, Christi Lake, Charmane Star, Emily, Coral Sands Genres:: Classic, Compilation, Group Sex, Lesbian, Mature, Orgy, Porn-star, Vintage
Condoms: Sometimes Reviewer: SexHerald Staff | Rating:
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Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
In this day of high-definition porn and thousands of websites devoted to delivering tons of brand-new material day in and day out, it's good to see that someone out there is still hocking porn from another era. This film from Cal Vista is chock-full of incredible scenes with mind-boggling orgies and ultra-kinky scenarios, if you’re judging them by standards from 15 years ago, and despite the video quality that clearly isn't up to today's standards I do have to admit that this film offers a lot of variety and let's not forget that these performers are all top-notch adult legends.
The film starts off with adult legends Nina Hartley, Porsche Lynn, Jeannie Pepper and Christi Lake in a MILF-tastic orgy. These middle-aged stars, armed with dildos and vibrators, put on a great show but I will say that this is a very unusual scene because even though these women are naked and stuffing each other with vibrating plastic, they all act like I imagine 40-year-old soccer moms act at a Sunday barbecue. The familiarity these women show and the joking and camaraderie expressed, although heartwarming, is definitely a particular brand of vodka that not everyone likes to drink and I'm not sure there are too many viewers out there who like their porn with a dash of giggling.
However, after the naughty social club romp, Cal Vista knocks the dust off some vintage scenes and delivers a load of variety from a vampire temptress who seduces a helpless villager to a horny cop who has just arrested two felonious studs with huge cocks. There's even another four-girl orgy but this time without all the hysterical laughter...and the menopause.
Nici Sterling and Teri Weigel show off in some very smooth, straight scenes and the beautiful and sexy Jill Kelly performs in one of my all-time favorite scenes. It is incredibly hot and Jill is a stellar performer. Of course, I also have to mention another great scene in this collage of vintage porn. This scene proves that even guys with ponytails can get laid every once in a while and occasionally by AVN Hall of Fame inductee Christy Canyon. However, you may only enjoy this particular scene as much as I did if you've ever gotten laid in the back of a van by your high school sweetheart with a kinky side. If you have, this scene will make you both aroused and a bit nostalgic. If you haven't, it's never too late.
I may have harped a bit too much on the old video quality filming but I do have to admit that the lineup of classic scenes that Cal Vista pulled out for us are very good for both then and now. The hairstyles, clothes and visual clarity may be laughable at times but these scenes are headed by some of the greatest adult film stars of all time and when you watch these ladies get to work, you'll see why so many of them are Hall of Fame inductees and let's not forget that when you go out and grab this feature you'll suddenly have a tidy collection of your old video porn (time to get rid of those VHS and embrace the digital age). Everybody wins. HallofFame
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