Reviewed by K. Watson
Somewhere along the line porn developed an intense fear and loathing of hair. Anyone who has ventured back to the hirsute jungle of 70s porn knows that hair was everywhere: afro-sized muffs, unwaxed assholes, even armpit hair for God's sake. Sex in the 70s often looked like someone rubbing two Brillo pads together.
Contemporary porn, on the other hand, has become so hair-phobic that even the highly manicured landing strip muff has largely given way to complete baldness. Apparently, today's porn audience would rather see razor burn than even the slightest indication that a woman might actually be able to grow some pubes. And so, the cleverly titled Hair Force One, Volume 3 offers a bit of relief for those among us who still enjoy a slice of hair pie now and again.
This DVD features five girls stripping, masturbating, and then fucking a dude. (Interesting note: these guys' dicks are quite hairless.) The sex is pretty standard (albeit well-done) porno fare: lots of dick sucking and weird angles of entry. The girls, too, are very standard-looking porno actresses. The danger—or delight—in a lot of hirsute porn is that it is often associated with a particular type of person, i.e. hippies. Anyone who has searched for hairy naked girls on the Net has undoubtedly come across plenty of nude pictures of dreadlocked girls who haven't shaven (or showered) since Jerry Garcia was still alive. These girls, however, feature the highly manicured look of today's porn models: manicured, pedicured, heavy eye makeup, and fake tits.
In fact, many of the girls in Hair Force One are not really all that hairy; they're just average. For example, Josette Most, the star of the last segment and box cover model, has a rather insignificant muff. These girls sport the same kind of muff that most normal human females are supposed to have. The exception is Brenda Black, the first model, whose pubes extend significantly into her asshole region, making her the hairiest of the bunch. Her segment also features the highest quotient of close-up muff fondling; so much, in fact, that you may actually get tired of looking at this woman's vagina. However, most of the segments avoid this trap, allowing the hair to be a major, but not overwhelming, presence in what are otherwise straightforward hardcore scenes.
In essence, Hair Force One aspires to be a typical hardcore video with just one twist: the models have actual pubic hair. And in this sense it succeeds. The sex is good. The models are pretty hot—especially Josette Most. And there's a little bit of hair for added pleasure. In the obsessively bixini-waxed world we live in, that's a welcome change of pace. HairForceOne,Volume3
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