Title: Grindass House Studio: Dirty Bird Pictures Director: Mike Donner Cast: Elijah, Shane, Hans Ebson, Andy Kirra, Brant Moore, Damon Phoenix, Ryan Thompson, Tristan Mathews, Bradley Christopher Genres:: Gay, Anal, Oral, Rimming Condoms: Yes Reviewer: Daniel Kelly

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With the recent resurgence of popularity in grindhouse flicks of the 70s, naturally the porn industry was going to jump onboard. As soon as I saw the design and copy on the DVD case of Grindass House, I was convinced the campy aspect of making this ‘double feature’ (neither film is very long) was going to be where all the energy was placed. Was I wrong. Despite the novel presentation, this one is seriously all about the sex—including the ‘intermissions,’ which are really just in-between foreplay, and are, ironically, very modern, with flashy, quick cut editing of frolicking naked men set to a techno beat. Best thing is, although this could be considered a ‘twink’ flick, these young guys defy the rules, with masculine physiques and hair in places twinks normally don’t have.

Young and hung twink Brant Moore opens feature 1, “Ranger Wood & The Pizza Boy”…and he also opens his hole as he jacks off on a patio while sticking his finger in his ass, which leads to our first intercourse scene. Young and dark Tristan Mathews defies the twink stereotype, for he’s basically a very young sex pig cub…with a hairy butt and all. He’s a pizza boy on roller skates who gives a phenomenal blo job to cute Bradley Christopher, staring right into the camera as he works Bradley’s pudgy cock before the two switch roles. Next, Bradley bends that hot hairy hole over a couch and savors it with his tongue before he pounds the dirty boy’s butt. Mathews even gets a quick cameo a few scenes later in which he’s getting his ass spanked super red, but it’s just a tease. It should have been explored further!

Hot threesome action has the huge bubble butt of young Damon Phoenix stealing the show as he uses his big BJ lips to suck off Shane and Brant Moore. This explodes into everything a threesome should be, with daisy-chain cocksucking, delicious ass eating, Damon’s beautiful butt being blasted wide open, and some surprise versatility as he tops one of his tops!

Feature 2, “Route 69”, starts with another twink sex pig, Andy Kirra, who always commands a scene, whether he’s topping or bottoming. Here he is joined by cute Ryan Thompson for some great 69ing, which leads to Ryan feasting on Kirra’s furry blond butthole, finger-fucking it, then cock-fucking it. The rimming and finger fucking steal the show here. That is until Ryan whips out the big dildo to feed to Kirra’s butt…

Which leads to another threesome that is just as good as the one in the first feature. Kirra is back, this time with hotties Elijah and Hans Ebson. The numerous blowjobs are phenomenal, and we can never get enough of Kirra’s ass getting eaten, and it’s also a thrill to see studly Elijah getting his cock sucked and his ass eaten by his buddies at the same time before he gets both young men lined up on the couch to fuck each of their asses. There’s only one way to make this scene better—having the top hunk get fucked. And that’s exactly what happens in a daisy-chain fucking with Elijah in the middle.

While Grindass House uses the grindhouse film formula to present its sex scenes, from being a double feature to having (extremely sexy) intermissions, as well as ‘glitches’ in the film reels, the camp and novelty of the feature in no way detract from some standout pig sex—fucking, sucking, rimming—between guys who break the twink mold, delivering man sex in young men’s bodies.