Title: Grand Theft Anal 3 - Ass Chasers Studio: Zero Tolerance Director: Wendi Knight Cast: Dana Vespoli, Jessica Fiorentino, Angelica, Kathy Anderson, Luisa DeMarco, Nikita, Kurt Lockwood, David Perry, Joaquim Kessef, Mark Wood Genres:: Anal, Couples, Straight Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Welcome to Grand Theft Anal #3 – Ass Chasers! Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines…

The title of this ass-fuck fest wins the award for the best title of my weekly dump o’ porn. The sly Playstation game reference is laugh-out-loud funny, and with the third installment of the series, these Zero Tolerance folks prove they have both hands on the wheel with this wall-to-wall formula. And despite the criminal bent of the title, fans of the anal pounding can rest assured that this film (all well-shot scenes of beautiful European starlets – well, except one - getting plugged by formidable studs) will not rob them of anything. To paraphrase Dignan from Wes Anderson’s film Bottle Rocket, “Crime DOES pay!”

I don’t know what side of the road people drive on in Prague, Czechoslovakia, but director Wendy Knight had no trouble finding some seriously hot women there who like a ride down the old Hershey highway. Dashing Frenchman David Perry gets his way with two of these Prague hotties, the platinum blonde Katherine and the more voluptuous brunette Nikita (how could she not be named Nikita?). I had difficulty moving on to other scenes after seeing the ample Nikita go to work. Almost everything about her is naturally exaggerated, from her nose to her rump, features that tweak my inner bull like a sexual red cape. This girl is a feast of jiggling sizzle, whether she’s unfurling her long tongue to lick her nipple when Perry pushes a handful of tit in her face or bouncing up and down on Perry’s stiff cock when the scene moves to anal cowgirl. By the time she’s spread-eagle on a wicker coffee table for some missionary ass-rutting, I am at wits end. If you don’t bust a nut before Perry does, you’re a better smut fan than I.

This is wall-to-wall done correctly, as no time is wasted getting right to the point -- anal sex – while it doesn’t get hasty with edits and allows sufficient time for the action to heat up. Luisa DeMarco, a slender brunette who sports a pierced tongue and a tribal tattoo (neither of which I had noticed in prior films of hers I’d seen) takes on a well-muscled black stud. She warms things up for by groping and making out with the guy, but within a couple of minutes her red see-thru fishnet top and black latex thong are off and she is sucking her already erect suitor. After getting her butthole loosened by some large fingers and saliva, DeMarco lies sideways on a garden chair and takes the guy’s hard rod with wide-mouthed moans. With each new position, DeMarco’s tits jiggle in sync with each thrust into her o-ring.

I could easily go on and on about all the other bombshells, from the towering blonde Angelica to the petite Thai/Irish cutie Dana Vespoli (the cover starlet and only American in this flick), but I shouldn’t give the whole thing away, right? The bottom line is that talent and performance are top-notch throughout the film, the women all seem genuinely comfortable and into it, and the sex is compelling.

The real focus (anal sex) is delivered so well that the audio racecar revs slapped in between scenes are the only real reminder of the automotive gaming title. The fact that Zero Tolerance doesn’t play up the auto theft angle might be the only downside to this film. Between the title and the talent, it is a crime to think of what this film could have been with a higher budget and a relevant storyline. I can imagine a bigger house with a more dough to blow would have had a field day with this concept. I mean, it’s Ass Chasers, but there isn’t one car-top fuck, let alone a chase scene.

While so much more could be made of the concept, I am content to continue appreciating this flick for what it is: one of the best wall-to-wall anal features I have seen. The hot, no-bullshit sex and top-shelf talent puts Grand Theft Anal #3 - Ass Chasers in the lead of the wall-to-wall race.