Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Golden Girls 3 is a terrible movie, and not even the kind of terrible that becomes campy or funny, just annoyingly terrible. It opens with a girl who squats and prepares to pee on a tennis court. Along comes a man with a mask and a fake gun. He places a bottle between her legs and grunts something about pee. The camera shows the bottle under her cunt, then just the bottle with water squirting into it. While director Hero Bosch was apparently trying to lure fans of watersports, the obvious fraud is only going to leave them pissed off…so to speak. The first actual sex scene opens with a guy going down on a middle-aged blonde. When the phone rings she goes to the bathroom and pretends to pee. Our main man is supposed to be a cop on the lookout for the "Pee Collector," a pervert who has just struck again, according to the policeman placing the phone call. After the conversation the sex resumes: doggie style turns to anal sex, and ends with a standard cum-shot on the face. Next is an outdoor scene that starts with a blowjob and some sleepy music. He takes her from behind, then she's on top, then a facial cum-shot. Suddenly a man with a mask surprises them and forces the woman to fake peeing in a bottle. The third scene features two women and dull action. They go down on each other, there's a little rimming and some tame dildo action; then they are surprised by the man with the mask who forces one of the girls to pretend as though she is using a bottle to pee in, though she manages to tug at his mask and scratch him. The first policeman takes home a female cop with large tits for a glass of wine. He goes down on her, she reciprocates; he takes her from behind and soon there's the best anal action of the flick, (though a stand-in with an oddly misshapen scrotum is used for one portion). Next the female cop chases the man with the mask, though he has no gun and no bottle. She goes in a building and watches a couple having sex. They're joined by another guy and, after some blow-jobs and some anal, move on to a double penetration. In the final scene the female cop with large tits follows the police chief into a house and watches fake S&M. There's some standard sex, a little anal, and a cum-shot. The female cop trips, and is discovered and tied up. The first cop appears; the bad cop, who is actually the "Pee Collector." He falls down, perhaps as the result of a fake punch, and the movie is blessedly over. GoldenGirls#3
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