Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
If you like hot women exhibiting slavish tendencies toward stiff cocks, then Gobble the Goop is your cup of tea. True lovers of oral worship will find this is one of the more winning entries in an extremely crowded field of blowjob flicks. I offer this as a public service to oral afficionados who may, like me, feel overwhelmed by the large selection of oral-focused DVDs on the market. There are films touting straight blowjobs, rough blowjobs, teen blowjobs, messy blowjobs, interracial blowjobs, deep throating, face fucking, cum swallowing, cum swapping. And on and on….
Into the maw comes Gobble the Goop, a quality oral-themed Evil Empire vehicle that distinguishes itself with the good looks of its female cast, their oral talents and the eagerness these girls bring to swallowing multiple loads. They are lusty, sloppy, cock-craving women who also happen to be lookers. A good example is Sativa Rose, a slutty-looking Latina with kewpie doll looks who likes sloppy blowjobs. She’s a dirty girl who’s all for having a cock shoved down her throat, past her puffy Angelina Jolie-like lips. And she’s just the type who relishes a trio of stiff cocks drowning her in a river of man frosting.
Gobble follows the formula laid out by its look-alikes: The women typically come out and tease the camera for a few minutes, before getting down to business. It’s not too long before these young vixens put their mouths to very bad uses massaging, licking, sucking the jizz out of a bevy of cocks. In this crowded category, since its hard to compete on quality, some producers throw numbers at us. They hope that five or six of the 12 or 15 girls on their knees will get you off. To make sure they throw in a few blondes and a few brunettes, a few young girls and some women of color (Sativa takes care of that). The guys at the Evil Empire aren’t too different, they just try to hit the bulls-eye with each girl.
Marie Luv is their black girl, and she’s a winner: Nice ass, long legs, hard body. She doesn’t back down from the three dicks thrown her way. In fact, this tall drink of water is a deep-throat demon. Soon, she’s shedding tears of joy from the face fucks. With mascara, tears and cum mingling on her face, Marie is a sexy mess by scene’s end.
Same goes for Keri Sable, this film’s entry in the blonde category. She’s a Betty: Pretty face, bubble butt and pony tails. It’s really too bad they didn’t sample her oh-so-round bottom. A few of the guys can’t help themselves and spend the better part of the scene fingering and licking her beach ball of a behind. They relieve their frustration by unloading what seems like a gallon of goo down Keri’s throat. Also putting in a stellar performance is Brandi Lyons, a thin redhead who absolutely inhales all the dick in her immediate area with the enthusiasm of a professional wrestler. The appreciative studs reward her with thorough and repeated spearings of her throat and multiple sperm deposits.
We should be so lucky if soon there’s one more film crowding the blowjob section of the video store: Gobble the Goop 2. GobbletheGoop
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