Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Under the right circumstances, and for the right person, this DVD could be stimulating, but that is a longshot. Basically, the movie is loaded with banging and blowjobs, but not much else. I’m ok with seeing the occasional dong in a film, but giant cocks taking up the whole shot in every scene is a little much. However, if that’s what you’re into, then this DVD is for you.
The main turn on is that these couples are supposed to be interracial. The consistent theme is that all the men are black, while the women are all either white, black, or Latina. But the interracial premise only carries the film so far, certainly not ninety minutes. Furthermore, there are about ten minutes of phone sex ads at the beginning on which neither the skip or fast forward button work.
The camera work is pretty shoddy and often out of focus. This makes it all the more hilarious when, during a close up, we hear the cameraperson tell the participants to be careful because “This is a $3,000 dollar camera back here.” This is a surprising request considering that he proceeds, more than once, to completely lose control of the equipment and drop the shot entirely.
Forget about special features because the only one is a scene select option. Furthermore, the sound dubbing is off most of the time, almost to the point where the passionate utterances of the couples may as well have been in another language and I wouldn’t know the difference.
The film is not entirely worthless, though. Perhaps the only thing going for it is its spontaneity. Obviously, this is no high-end porn. It’s strictly amateur style. Consequently, the two best qualities of low budget film are represented here: real orgasms and a noticeable absence of fake body parts. Also, the part featuring a talented young woman named Frankie is nothing short of amazing. You will sit with your jaw dropped as she inserts a giant, black dildo that must be about fourteen inches long and four inches wide into her woohoo. She then continues to demonstrate her stamina by inserting her entire fist into the same area, all while having a wild orgasm.
There’s just so much in, out, in, out, in, and then out, then fifteen minutes of blowjobs, then more in, out, in, out. I can’t deal. It gets boring at times. However, I’ve come up with a solution to the monotony.
Put this movie on while hanging out with a couple of friends. About a minute into the first scene, turn the sound down and start to fast forward. Now, if you happen to own a copy of El Ciego De Nagua, put it on. If you don’t know, El Ciego is the “Blind Man of Nagua” and he plays accordion faster than any human being on the planet. However, if you don’t have that album, any fast paced salsa music will do. Next, mute the TV and turn El Ciego music up, all while the film is in fast forward. At high speed, with the accordion/salsa music serving as the soundtrack, this movie takes on a whole new meaning. It is sexual slapstick. The giant dongs become metronomes and the pussies are the orchestra, all while El Ciego stands by in sunglasses, smiling, and demonstrating his speed on the accordion. Oh how you will laugh. It is the best unintentional combination of two different mediums since some stoner discovered that you can watch Dark Side of the Moon with The Wizard of Oz, only this is funnier. GirlsGoneBlack#1
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