Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Wow, Girlfun 5 is one of the most boring adult videos ever made. It’s actually quite remarkable. The basic rundown is as follows: four scenes, two masturbation, two girl-on-girl, and with the exception of the cameraman/director, no men. It’s a fairly can’t-miss premise that misses by a surprisingly large margin. It starts out poorly, quickly descends into bad, becomes embarrassing, and finally boring.
Every possible aspect of Girlfun 5 is bad. The video opens next to a rundown swimming pool filled with algae and brown water. The sole star of the scene is Candy, a chubby web-cam exhibitionist by day, who appears here in what looks like her grandmother’s bra and panties. After an interview that seems to go on for at least forty-five minutes, and probably sets a new world record for awkward pauses, she settles into a pretty standard masturbate-by-the-pool-of-stagnant-water scene. And it only gets worse.
Monica is an older lady who spends an eternity unsuccessfully licking young Jackie’s pussy. Jackie is obviously not enjoying herself, and Monica constantly apologizes, saying things like “I know I can’t do it,” when discussing bringing Jackie to orgasm, “I know she’s had better,” when asked if she thought the scene was going well, and finally “Vaginas: Taste great, less filling,” for reasons unknown. The director does his part to ruin the scene when he hits Jackie in the head with the camera mid-cunnilingus. Bad becomes awkward when he suggests that they try a strap-on and Jackie instead excuses herself from the set, announcing that she’s done.
Candice is up in the next scene and could not seem more bored. She masturbates leisurely and then, inexplicably, we follow her to the shower where she washes her hair and chit-chats with the cameraman. It’s not sexy. It’s just dull.
The last scene, starring Annie and Jennifer, is okay, and they’re both fairly cute, but it drags on forever with very little in the way of variety. Boring in any other video, this pretty standard girl-girl scene is easily the highlight of Girlfun 5.
Technically, there are two major flaws in this film. Firstly, the cameraman doesn’t have any idea how to shoot porn. Most of the time, the frame is filled entirely with the back of a girl's head, when it’s not absently dropping down to film the floor. He focuses on faces when he should be focusing on the action, and then focuses on the wrong set of breasts when he should be focusing on faces. He’s all over the place, but almost never in the right place.
The other problem here is editing. The scenes are all so long, and contain lots of awkward moments that really didn’t need to be left in. Why do we have to hear the cameraman ask the production assistant to run down to his car and get his CD book? We don’t. This movie stinks. Stay away. Girlfun5
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