Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
The main problem with all-girl porn (not to be confused with lesbian porn, which is made by women for women) is that without the penises there isn’t really any way to bring scenes to a visible conclusion. Porn, after all, is all about what we can see, and except in those instances when the actresses can ejaculate, we’re usually left with pitched orgasmic moans and a few seconds of cuddling to tell us a scene is over. The obvious solution to the problem, and the one that most all-girl porn chooses, is the use of toys which, if they don’t come, at least offer some visual facsimile of porn that includes men. Girl Time Too really embraces this idea, and scarcely a moment passes without one or all participants in a scene whipping out a dildo, vibrator, strap-on or any of countless other phallic accessories.
This is not to say none of the sex works. In fact, a great deal of it works very well, but when it’s arousing it often seems to have achieved this by sheer determination rather than finesse. The orgy that is the centerpiece of the movie, for instance, is like a sex toy trade show, and after a while the sea of flesh and extension cords really does begin to seem exciting.
But there are other, more genuinely above-average scenes. Hollywood’s encounter with Silk, for example, is mostly a forgettable girl-on-girl scene until it becomes apparent that Hollywood, bless her, is one of those rare and aforementioned actresses who can visibly ejaculate. Call me a sucker, but the novelty of this got me. The fact that the scene is staged in front of a waterfall either indicates a greater cleverness than I can really believe went into the movie, or a lucky break.
The scene that really stands out is Bray’s one-on-one with Nevaeh Ashton. At first glance, Bray, who I hadn’t seen before, looks like she’s sporting the kind of nose you could use to steer a ship. And it is a little large. But in fact she turns out to be a genuine performer with an unconventional beauty and plenty of charisma. She and Ashton are playful together, and the scene has the feel of real sex.
The DVD also offers a variety of extras, including cast bios and a revealing behind-the-scenes documentary. The documentary (dispelling any notion that the movie might have been made with a woman’s sensibility) is shot off-the-cuff by director Wylder, who wanders around the various scenes as though at a horse auction, pinching the actresses nipples and slapping their asses with exclamations of “Oooh, look at that,” and the like. I was waiting for him to pull back someone’s lips to check the quality of their teeth. Due to technically shoddy sound work in the doc, we can’t hear the actresses’ responses to Wylder’s banter, which is no doubt unintentional but all too appropriate. GirlTimeToo
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