Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
I’m partial to girl on girl action. There’s something about watching a girl get off that makes me all warm and fuzzy and, well, wet inside. A good masturbatory or lesbian scene will do it to me every time, even faster than a hetero scene. But mind you, I said good. Half- assed girl action is just as bad as poor hetero - if not worse because there’s often less variety in bad lesbian scenes. DreamGirls “Girl Fun 7” rates somewhere on the bottom of the scale. They’ve got the pretty girl part down, now they just need to add the action.
The first scene with Anne, a video virgin, is fairly stimulating. Anne is pretty and has the ability to answer the interviewer’s questions without putting the viewer to sleep. But while she didn’t put me to sleep, she didn’t have me hanging on the edge of my seat with my own fingers busy. Yes, she masturbates. Yes, she spreads it nice and wide so that we can get a nice view inside her pussy. She even changes positions as she fingers herself, giving us different perspectives, some of which are oddly lit by the light atop the camcorder. There’s nothing special to see though. In fact, this is what you probably see on your own couch at home, given the right kind of girl. The scene doesn’t even end with her in any particular position of post-orgasmic bliss; in fact the ending is rather abrupt. It’s not that she put on a bad show, just that there was nothing spectacular about it.
Then there was the scene with Misty. There were a lot of ifs about this scene, first being the atmosphere. I don’t know about you, but a pool where the scum is so thick that you expect frogs and lilies doesn’t scream sexy to me, but then again, neither does having a garden hose turned full blast on my clit. Yup, you heard me right, garden hose and clit. I understand the delights of turning the showerhead into a vibrator, but that’s more of a gentle massage. This was definitely stronger, leading to conversations about just how desensitized porn stars clits become. Misty also makes use of vibrators for a little anal and double pen action, with some P2M on the side. Oddly enough, Rene in the next scene makes use of these same vibrators. I think someone needs to add a budget line to production costs; the girls should at least get their own vibes.
The last scene is the only girl-on-girl bit in the whole film, and even this failed to satisfy. Both Katie and Patricia are cute, but it’s clear that both are first timers and that neither are really into the whole situation. They make each other come without taking any real pleasure in it. Kind of how I felt watching this film. Will it get you off? Probably. Is it guaranteed to bring you to an orgasmic state every time you watch? I doubt it. Needless to say, when I want a little girl-on-girl action, I’ll be falling back on the girls in my own dreams before the ones in this film. GirlFun7
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