Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Furry beaver! Furry beaver! Furry beaver! If you're thinking of watching Furry Beavers 3, you'd better get used to the phrase. Very rarely in this release will anyone refer to a hairy pussy or an unshaved muff, oh no. It's all about the furry beaver. Worse phrases have been coined, I suppose, but would it have killed Filmco for a little descriptive variety every now and then? At the very least, if they're so gung-ho about the phrase, they could have sprung for a little cartoon beaver mascot. Maybe he could be wearing a little hardhat and holding up a sign that says "I Love Pussy."
The "furry" in the title shouldn't really scare you away, though, as the video's not so much an appreciation of the hirsute as it is a chance to let some unshaved actresses get some screentime. Apart from the aforementioned furry beavers, the girls featured aren't particularly hairy. There's no unshaved legs or hairy armpits. Nobody's picking hairs out of their teeth afterwards or making jokes about forests. Truth be told, the sex in the video is good old-fashioned amateur smut, and there once was a time when this film could have been sold without the "furry" angle.
But no, shaved girls are what's in and, as the director explains, furry beavers are "a rarity these days, ever since, y'know, disposable razors." Bet you didn't think you'd be getting a history lesson here too. (The director has inexplicably left his name off this project and his existence is questionable until you hear him give this gem of direction: "Don't you go stickin' your cock in her mouth right away, suck on her titties and tell her she's beautiful first." Honestly, I've received better sex advice from drunk uncles.)
Despite the directorial advice, the girls all perform rather well. The first three segments are fun, honest, amateur sex. Two scenes feature a well-hung man known simply as Bruce who stuffs his way into his partners with considerable difficulty at first (see, lads, sometimes bigger isn't better.) But once he gets underway, it's pretty hot. Princess, the girl in the second segment, is not only a screamer, but gushingly honest in her enthusiasm. Her man goes down on her, she burbles "Oh, that feels so GOOD!" and we believe it. Oh, how we believe.
The last scene in the video's just thrown in there to pad things out. The girl's not so much furry as just not-so-shaven, there's background music instead of director chatter, and there's a considerable deal of anal. Not exactly true "Furry Beaver" material.
The other problem is that several of the scenes end with cumshots aimed directly at the furry beaver. For those of us who've been brought up with safe sex rules deeply ingrained, this can be rather disconcerting. It's a reasonable assumption that everybody's been tested and the girls are on some kind of birth control, but a direct shot right on the pussy can still set off internal alarms. However, if you can get past that and enjoy solid amateur scenes, you're in for a good time. If anything, Furry Beavers 3 is a pleasant throwback to the days when shaved pussy was the exception and not the rule. FurryBeavers#3
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