Reviewed by Daniel Kelly
If you’re looking for a whole lot of muscle butts being deep penetrated, you’ve come to the right place. Euro film Fortune’s Tool is a butt man’s dream, except for one little thing. There’s NO rimming. Even so…
The opening scene truly feels misplaced. This is the only scene that features a twink of a young man (Mike Stone) bottoming for another not so beefy man (Tony Tiger). The action begins immediately with a small amount of cock sucking, and then it’s right to the fucking. This is a somewhat romantic scene taking place in a candle-surrounded tub, even though the subtitled dialogue lets us know there’s some cheating going on. The sex act feels feminine as a result of Stone’s physique and his mannerisms when taking it. The penetration, on the other hand, is incredible, a very long piece of dark meat splitting Stone in just about every imaginable position, including an acrobatic leap frog that could have left Tiger in a lot of pain on the porcelain if he had lost his balance.
Beefy boyfriend Julian Vincenzo catches them in the act, and then goes for advice to massively muscular, bald fortune teller Win Diesel, who reveals that Vincenzo is about to have a one time encounter. And the thought in your head is, “I wish this big beefy baldy would get it in the ass real good.” He does, from every angle, and the only time you complain is when his swelling bubble butt is not in the air for you to revel in its beauty. But even when Diesel is on his back, you get incredible views of his hole being stretched to gaping pink proportions with both cock and fingers.
Fate—and the tarot cards, take jilted Vincenzo to a dance club next. In an isolated corner, three studs (Karel Kiss, Nico Blade and Bill Kozak) get into a threesome that pushes the limits of Karel Kis’s gorgeous ass. While some blow jobs are exchanged, this becomes a delectable ass lover’s scene. The big tease is when Blade brings his face to Kiss’s ass and…well…doesn’t kiss it. Instead, he just gives a few taunting licks of a butt cheek while finger fucking Kiss slow and deep with multiple fingers. He’s basically warming that hole up for Kozak, who has the pleasure of fucking it up, down and all around.
Finally, Vincenzo is invited to the house of a friend (Giovanni Floretto) who wants to help him get over his breakup—by playing a sex themed board game with two other guys (Gabriel Lantos, James Jordan). Soon, sucking and fucking starts on the couch and easy chair. Muscle stud Floretto takes it from Vincenzo, and it is a beautiful pairing. There’s also a nice daisy chain fuck. And finally, there’s a bit of a twist ending.
Even as an ass man who loves a lot of rimming, the amount of ass-splitting bottoming done by masculine bubble butts in this film satisfied me big time. The only drawback for those who are looking for hyper-masculine themes is that the men were either completely shaved or trimmed very close. Fortune'sTool
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