Reviewed by R.W. Hulme
Feet don’t ‘do’ it for me, but if there was ever something that was going to dissuade me of my podiatric prudishness, it’s this release from 21st Sextury. This is largely because Footsie Babes #7 isn’t all about the feet: It features six scenes of hardcore pornography that just happen to have a lot—an awful lot—of foot sex in them.
But, for the most part, the entire package comes across as just a slick, well-produced but highly formulaic collection of porn vignettes that unashamedly takes direction from the traditional flesh-flick playbook. For example, the first scene involves a delicious brunette answering her door. The washing machine’s broken, so she guides her burly Maytag man down to the basement and soon it’s not her pipes he’s investigating—it’s her feet.
Other scenarios are even more obvious, like the sexy Asian foot masseuse (one of the few Asian men I’ve ever seen in porn—and seriously hung, to boot) who is really passionate about his pedicures. The formulaic set-up of each scene segues into classic porn (with a ‘feet angle’): These scenes all feature the gorgeous girls and well-hung guys playing some very x-rated footsie with each other.
Girls unzip flies with their toes (dexterous!) and give loving ‘foot jobs’ to their co-stars’ straining erections. The men then kiss, suck, lick and worship the girl’s feet while she continues to play with his cock.
And although we quickly move onto more traditional sex, like creamy cunnilingus or sloppy blowjobs, feet remain in the picture. One girl deep throats her own foot, while her co-star licks her pussy. Another lady pauses in the middle of deep-throating her lucky lover and rubs her strappy leather pumps up and down his glistening shaft.
Fucking always follows, but the positions and angles are all shamelessly selected to focus on the feet. When cum starts spurting—and there’s certainly a lot of it—there’s not much surprise where most of the load ends up!
As far as I was concerned, since I don’t have much of a fetish for feet, the toe sucking and ankle-licking left me cold. However, the whole DVD was made so well, with such attention to detail, that I still found it pretty steamy stuff even though the bias was heavily on ‘feet.’
If you’re a guy who seriously digs that, I’m willing to guess that this will get your rocks off and then some. 21st Sextury has done a brilliant job producing a product that’s slick, stylish and just screams quality. This foot-feature’s even a whopping two hours long, meaning there’s plenty of banging for your buck. I’d highly recommend it for anybody who’s ever been turned on by the sight of wiggling toes… there are plenty of them here! FootsieBabes#7
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