Title: Flawless Studio: Vivid/Teravision Director: Chi Chi LaRue Cast: Cherokee, Felecia, Kimberly Kane, Mason Storm, Mick Blue, Peter Shaft, Seth Dickens, Spyder Jonez, Tera Patrick Genres:: Feature, Girl/Girl, Plot, Straight Condoms: Yes Reviewer: C. Mellides

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Chi Chi La Rue’s Flawless breaks away from conventional pornography and ventures into the realm of corny plotlines and poor story dialogue for the sake of a few cheap laughs. Apart from a small number of decent sex scenes, this film lacks direction and plays up to the fact that the inclusion of hokey acting does nothing more than draw attention from what’s truly important in any adult movie: the sex.

Flawless revolves around the lovely Tera Patrick, who (despite her iconic status in the adult film industry) does little to save this film from finding a future home in bargain bins across the country. Patrick plays a super model whose recent engagement to some billionaire tycoon sparks massive media attention. The opening scene finds Patrick appearing on a morning talk show to discuss her modeling career and announce her engagement on live television. While on the air she gleefully shows off her very expensive rock, much to the amazement of the show’s host and the viewers watching at home. Unfortunately for our sexy super model, a certain jewelry obsessed diva observing the talk program wants the ring for herself and will go to any length to ensure its immediate retrieval. 

Before long, the villainous diva hires Evan (Spyder Jonez) to snag Patrick’s ring. Evan decides to pose as a photographer who, after snapping several photos and fucking Patrick, swaps her ring with a fake. The movie trudges on and includes some exploration of the sex lives experienced by just about every character introduced in the flick. There’s an all-girl scene, some two-on-one and a little one-on-one fantasy fucking, but there’s really nothing exceptional here worth phoning home about. 

Somewhere down the line, Evan has an attack of morality and professes his love for Tera who in the midst of her constant fucking decides that she’s not ready to wed. Surprise, surprise, surprise! The story winds down with Evan whisking Patrick away to Buenos Aires and severely pissing off his diva employer by stealing the ring away from her and giving it back to his beloved.

In addition to the featured stinker film, this DVD offers a few bonus scenes, a photo gallery and an assortment of previews for other films to be released by Vivid in the near future. In the end, Flawless proved to be a very disappointing venture. Its featured roster of talent should stick to their usual bedroom antics instead of aiming for legitimate film role success.