Title: Farm Hands Studio: TitanMen Director: Brian Mills Cast: David Novak, Igor Martinek, Joe Donovan, Olle Usmev, Pavek Neumann, Pavel Marek, Tadeusz Tesar, Thomas Lee, Vilem Cage Genres:: Gay, Anal, Oral Condoms: Yes Reviewer: Daniel Kelly

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It’s time for a roll in the hay with a load of cute European men, ranging from big and buff, to lean and lanky. While the rimming, fucking and sucking are standard vanilla acts that put this film clearly into the mainstream gay porn category, the young men ignite the screen with voracious appetites for cock. The “farm hand” aspect of the film is a bit watered down, with no real setups before the sex, simply guys in jeans jumping right into the action while surrounded by farm equipment. However, the ultimate turn on of this film is that in two of the three threesomes featured, it is the most muscular guy in the gang who gets fucked.

In the best scene, young dark-haired Joe Donovan gives a standout blowjob, sucking the cock of Pavel Marek, whose dick is his biggest asset, considering he’s somewhat emaciated. Especially great is the focus on Donovan licking Marek’s hairy balls. You can practically smell the scrotum sweat. Big, buff, tattooed, incredibly masculine Olle Usmev comes in and sucks both smaller men’s cocks. Donovan sucks Usmev’s cock while Marek licks his own cock! Usmev’s incredible physique gets drenched in cum…and then Usmev’s big beautiful ass is bent over and finger fucked! It’s a nice, fuzzy ass, bringing some much-needed hair to this predominantly smooth film. The footage of his buns getting split by Marek’s cock is sensational, with the big man arching his back and nearly doing a split to accommodate the intrusion. He also drops onto his back and kicks his legs in the air to take Donovan’s cock while sucking Marek’s cock. Usmev seems to love it, because he blows a thick load all over himself.

The most evenly matched threesome comes from the athletically built studs Thomas Lee, David Novak and Igor Martinek. This is the kind of trio you would love to accidentally stumble upon while hiking through a natural setting. Whether they are rimming, sucking or fucking, they look perfect. Martinek, the beefiest of the three, gets his hairy ass licked by both of his buddies—the munching is noisy and vigorous. Once again, it is a thrill to see the big boy bottoming for both of his partners. The best penetration shots of his hairy hole getting plugged come when he is on his back.

It is beefy and burly Tadeuzs Tesar who brings flavor to the remaining threesome by licking Vilem Cage’s hairless armpit and sucking his tight little nipple while blond and thin Pavek Neumann sucks hungrily on Cage’s cock. When it is Cage’s turn to suck Neumann, he shows he’s the king of cocksucking, gobbling Neumann down and spitting on his cock head. Most fun is watching the burly Tesar sucking off the two smaller guys and getting his swelling chest covered in their loads. More in line with what you would expect, it is Neumann, the smallest of the three, who gets bent over a piece of farm equipment to be fucked. The focus on his tender pink hole as Cage and Tesar lick and finger fuck it is fantastic. The anal is a little disappointing when both Cage and Tesar fuck Neumann, offering little variety in camera angle, but Neumann’s ripped physique looks stunning when he sits on Cage’s cock and rides it like a jackhammer.

While the farm theme of this film feels incidental, the young, masculine men make the sex shine. In a trio of threesomes, juicy cum shots abound, cock sucking is intense, and in two out of three scenes, it is the brawniest boy in the bunch who bottoms. The only thing this film is missing is one more sexy threesome that delivers as much testosterone as the three scenes featured.