Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
The first of this two-disc compilation focuses on blowjobs, but I’m still not clear on why this flick is called ‘Face Fuckers’, since there is, of course, a distinction between sucking a dick and having your face fucked. There’s more of the former and just a bit of the latter, so be forewarned about the lack of truth in advertising here.
This is the kind of compilation you might want playing if you ever decide to host an orgy or a particularly postmodern dinner party: there’s no audio, so you don’t even have to bother with the mute button. In fact, there’s almost no technical consideration at all – the camera flutters with predictably dizzying results. Given the ho-hum cast (pimply legs abound), the camera angles may well be the only thing to make viewers dizzy.
The first disc has some passably sexy action (in the steamroom, no less). If exclusively oral porn is your thing, you’ll be satisified, though there’s some business on this disc – anyone have a tooth brushing fetish? – that I could really do without.
The second disc focuses on solo masturbation performances and it manages to be slightly more arousing because there’s a higher caliber of performer. The guys boast porn-friendly bodies, as well as proper haircuts and handsome faces and, in one instance, a massive dick. Once again the action is disarmingly without audio, so while there are some hints at a plot structure in the various scenes, you’re left to puzzle it out on your own. Perhaps the director decided this might be a clever way to keep viewers watching but, well, he was wrong: savvy viewers will simply page through the disc’s contents to find the hottest guy (hint: he’s the tattooed fellow in the third scene) and skip trying to figure out what it all means altogether. FaceFuckers
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