Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
The title Don’t Kiss Me I’m Straight pretty much sums up the plot of this movie. It consists of four clips of gay men seducing straight men. I actually did some research on this film just to figure out what name belongs to which performer. I stumbled upon a few reviews of this movie all that was quite negative. This movie isn’t a classic, it’s no Boy in the Sand, but it’s not awful either. It’s decent. This movie is somewhat odd, because I really don’t have much to say about this film.
My favorite scene has to be with Karl Thomas and Edwardo Rocha. This is a pre-condom scene. Thomas has always been one of my favorite porn stars from the '80s, he's one of those truly versatile stars that excel no matter if he tops or bottoms. Thomas plays a bellboy seduced by Rocha with the promise that if he gives up his ass he gets $400 in return. Let’s just say that’s all the convincing Thomas needs to throw his legs up in the air. This scene is strictly anal no oral and no rimming. Thomas takes Rocha’s chocolate dick without any foreplay. For those who like it when their men waste no time getting down to business this scene is for you.
Chad Knight seduces Robbie Anderson with the help of a girlfriend. Knight is also one of my favorite stars from the ‘80s. His boyish features mask his profound sexual appetite. Knight offers himself to Anderson after his girlfriend, who Anderson hoped to sleep with, ditches them. Anderson accepts and doesn’t seem a bit disappointed with his decision. Knight pretty much does all the work, but Anderson is quite hot just standing there. There’s some acrobatic fucking going on in this scene. Knight gets fucked standing upside down.
There’s nothing particularly awful about this film. It’s dated of course, but that’s to be expected. Another reviewer stated that he thought the editing was bad, but I didn’t feel as if there were large portions missing from the scenes. This film is just average for the most part. This movie does what all porn movies aim to do. It’s doesn’t do it in an exceptional fashion, but it's good for the style, and it’s worth picking up if you can find it on sale.
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