Title: Dana DeArmond Does the Internet Studio: Vivid Alt Director: Dana DeArmond Cast: Dana DeArmond, Lorelei Lee, Princess Donna, Reagan Maddux, Julius Ceazher, Icarus Corpse, Daniel, Mini Genres:: Wall to Wall, Anal, Big Butts, Big Tits, Interracial, Porn-star, Young Women Condoms: No Reviewer: Don Luis

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Anyone who has been following Dana Dearmond’s rise to fame since her early days at the whims of FuckingMachines.com (sex at 350 rpm. Can it get better than that?) and her keynote appearance in Joanna’s Angels 2: Alt Throttle, will easily recognize the characteristic Dana opening shot of the camera inside the refrigerator. We get introduced to her flights of fancy, her inner most fears of social ineptitude, and her love for animals at the zoo.

None of this, however, should detract from Dana’s absolute star quality, as she performs in scene after scene, roleplay after roleplay, and monologues about how threesomes happen because your best friend is too drunk to drive home. The sex in this scene is playful, almost post-adolescent, and includes all the dirty talk and nastiness you could possibly want as Dana and her friends take you through a day in the life.

Loralei’s deep throating prowess knows no bounds, as she swallows Daniel to the hilt with little more than a hello. She has clearly forced herself to have complete control over any reflex at the back of her throat because for several minutes, it is readily apparent that he is sliding in and out of not just her mouth.

Though Dana introduces her friend as a well known masochist, who enjoys the rougher aspects of her sexual persona, there is no such indication of these activities from the film. One thing does get cleared up, however, and that is the fact that Loralei, as well as Dana, have to be the industry standards for their capacity to have entire body quaking, screaming, assgasms.

Both girls are gaga for each other, playful banter and girlie kisses getting passed back and forth, encircling Daniel’s cock, and in between each others’ legs. Barreling unapologetically towards the finish, Ms. Lee fits her whole hand in her mouth in anticipation of his explosion, then stretching her lips wide to receive it. The two girls pass the product of his passion back and forth several times before Dana swallows the lion’s share. Loralei cleans what’s left from Dana’s glistening cheeks and the two girls close the scene with a smile.

Princess Donna is a beautiful cross between Melina Kanakaredes and Carrie from Sex and the City. Dana feebly attempts to excuse her lateness, citing reasons from her previous scenes in the current production, but her highness will accept none of it. In response, or, perhaps, simply because it was her original plan, the princess takes little Dana through a series of rough treatements, making sure her beautiful ass is bright red, and that she is coming so hard from the princess’ hands sliding in and out of her pussy that she is, in fact, trying to escape.

But Dana’s royal mistress will not be denied, and in the end, Dana receives it in the end. More specifically, Dana’s whole hand, in her bottom end. It is truly a sight to see, and Dana, taking great pleasure at the type of treatment represented here, returns the favor in kind, and brings her stunning mistress to orgasm skillfully for the camera. The scene ends blissfully, with both women bouncing atop the bed, wiggling their breasts from the viewing audience.

With this film, Dana has springboarded herself soundly into the ‘star’ arena, and I should hope that more media maturity continues to appear from the deft fingertips of the internet’s girlfriend. True, most of what you will see here does not sit squarely in the realm of ‘kink’ or even, some would say, ‘alt’ (though, has ‘alt’ truly been defined?). However, is any of that truly required in order for the porn to be hot? What I think in that regard is clearly none of your concern, though I do know of one way for you to form your own opinion.