Reviewed by Max and Jade Jackson
This review for Black Widow Production’s Cytherea the Squirt Queen isn’t going to take long at all. This DVD promises far, far, more than it delivers. Furthermore, there are several elements in this film that make this seem more like an amateur production. The editing of most of the scenes is sub-par and rather disjointed. In fact, the scenes appear more broken than anything else.
Another problem is the fawning of the male stars in the solo scenes with Cytherea. It is one thing to express professional admiration and some degree of personal enjoyment of working with an actor, but both of us found all three of the male performers totally amateurish in how they talked about working with Cytherea. The male in the first scene even missed his cum shot. In the third scene, that male actor hit Cytherea in the eye with his pop-shot.
And if that wasn’t enough, it was almost as if the director was restricting Cytherea from squirting. She barely trickles in the first scene; she only squirts twice in the third and fourth scene. The only saving grace of the entire film is the second scene featuring Cytherea, Lily Thai, and Jack West.
It starts off as a hot video camera/lesbian scene with Cytherea and Lily, then Jack West shows up and it heats up a bit. However, this is still uncharacteristic as any scene where you have Lily Thai and Cytherea together should require a life vest or a snorkel, as these two women are notorious for drenching the set with girl goo. However, neither woman gets a wet as you have seen them in other films.
Overall, the two of us did not feel any real heat from this movie and the production values of this film just did not cut it for us. As we said before, the only saving grace of this film was the second three-way scene, which saved this from getting an even lower rating. Even the bonus scene with Lily Thai was more of an interview. She talked about herself, showed her boobs and pussy, but that was it. This would make an okay addition if this was included in a multi-pack of DVDs, but this isn’t one to purchase on it’s own, unless it's on clearance. CythereatheSquirtQueen
 Email this review to a friend
|
