Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Andre Madness knows how to make porn; he does it very well. To illustrate how good Andre Madness is, just check out the first volume of Cumtales. The film is filled with beautiful women, big-cocked men, ass-fucking, threesomes and facials. While there are plenty of films that offer that, Madness knows how to direct them superbly. His no-nonsense approach makes his films more enjoyable to watch then the hordes of second-rate films dominating the market today. Madness knows the importance of timing, editing, pace and angles in porn. Never does he fall into gimmicks that distract from the fucking like slow-motion or obnoxious soundtracks.
Cumtales begins with some serious blowjob action from Roxanne Hall. I’ve seen plenty of blowjobs onscreen, some of which were from the best in the business, but Hall definitely has a talent for giving head. She knows when to stroke, suck and gag. There’s more than oral in Hall’s repertoire. She has a great anal sex scene. Whenever she needs some lube, Hall just pulls the dick out of her ass and sucks on it a few times and then back to work she goes. There are some great close-ups of Hall’s puckering asshole. After Talon cums in her ass, Hall sticks her finger inside and pulls some of it out and laps it up. After that, she gives Dickens some more head. Some guys have all the luck. This is easily one of the best anal sex scenes in a long time.
If you managed to not shoot your entire load in the last segment, Ciera Sage will fix that up. After a short strip tease, Sage gets to work on Jerry and Marco Duato. The Duato brothers, being so close, like to share things and Sage is one of those things. She does her best to please both men without creating any sibling rivalry. o I really have to mention there is some double penetration here? Of course there is. Madness gets a close-up so intense, it’s like he attached a camera to the penis. The two boys play nice and in the sake of fairness both of them cum on Sage's face together.
Get ready for some hardcore lesbian action when the third segment comes around. Roxanne Hall shows she has some energy left after getting her brains fucked out in the beginning of the film. She and the cute Jessica Darlin show us that hard cocks aren’t needed for a porno scene to be really hot. A large glass dildo works just fine in the capable hands of Darlin as she piles away at Hall’s pussy. If you think Darlin is hot in this scene, wait to later on in the film.
Last, but certainly not least, is Shy Love. Her name is a misnomer since she is anything but shy. She loves the camera and the cock even more. Seth Dickens appears in his usual suave manner. After beating Love in a friendly game of billiards, Love has to give Dickens what she owes him. Never one to welch on a bet, Love gives Dickens some head before fully letting him have his way with her.
Jessica Darlin returns for some naughty fun in the closing segment along with Talon. He plays a burglar who comes across a sleeping Darlin. Not able to resist the beautiful Darlin, Talon begins to kiss and fondle her while she sleeps. oon she wakes up, and in keeping with porn film logic, is incredibly turned on and reciprocates. Turns out, she’s half asleep and is pretty much sleep-fucking. She wakes up to an empty room wondering if she had just dreamed everything.
Madness provides some great extra features on Cumtales. The Bloopers are funny. They really demystify adult filmmaking. Seeing Ciera asking the director what to do next with a mouthful of cum is hilarious. You begin to respect how hard it is for directors like Madness to shoot theesomes. The actors are all mixed up and have to get in position that can be seen by the camera. It seems like choreographing a naked game of Twister. Seth Dickens proves why he’s in porno and not in law or medicine when he continually flubs his one line in the whole film. Also included is a short film of Jessica Darlin masturbating. Up-close shots of her snatch and squishing sounds make this a real pleasure. In addition, there is a slide show. All in all, Cumtales is a very fine addition to anyone’s porn stash. After viewing this film, I can hardly wait for the next volume. Cumtales:Volume1
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