Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Now here’s something a bit different: a porn film that’s less porn than it is documentary and yet manages to be perhaps the sexiest sex flick I have ever seen.
In Treasure Island’s latest genre-bending effort, the aptly (if grossly) named “Cumsloppy Buttholes,” we follow the heroic bottoms Dawson (so cute!) and Sean Storm as they troll about Chicago’s International Mr. Leather conference. The film opens with a shot of Jesse O’Toole fucking Dawson in the hallway of some horrifically decorated hotel. O’Toole grins like a schoolboy as he plows Dawson; he’s already come and Dawson’s ass is, well, sloppy, but the boys keep at it.
This sets the tone for what follows: an unabashed depiction of real sex. There are no condoms and absolutely no squeamishness about the fluids associated with sex (yet very taboo in porn, for obvious reasons). This film provides a wonderful public service, in a sense, allowing viewers to exorcise their curiosity about anonymous hotel room orgies with none of the associated risk factors.
That’s all the film is, really: a parade of scenes in which the players are neither actors nor performers – they’re revelers. Their unashamed lust is a nice respite from beefy straight boys pretending to like it up the ass for a paycheck. There’s as much kissing and stroking as there is ass pounding, and we see real life couples as well as a room full of strangers.
Given that this was shot during Mister Leather, it’s easy to imagine what most of the performers look like. This particular film, though, will appeal to almost anyone; it’s not about specific tastes, oddly. Whereas mainstream porn caters to very specific categories, this is a strangely honest celebration of gay sex.
This film will prove deeply erotic even if muscle-bound white men aren’t normally your cup of tea. And though it’s a wonderfully escapist device (particularly the long hotel orgy, with a parade of gents lining up to have their turn at Dawson’s pert asshole) I must confess that I couldn’t help but worry a bit about some of the gents depicted here, given some of the risky behaviors they engage in (ie, sucking a cock that’s just straight out of your own asshole). This is fantasy at its very best, to be sure, but eventually, reality does sink in. CumsloppyButtholes
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