Title: Cum Suckers 9: In Your Face Studio: Factory Video Director: Scott Morris, Gord Reece, Frank Parker Cast: N/A Genres:: Gay, Cumshots, Feature Condoms: Yes Reviewer: Daniel Kelly

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Have you ever looked down into a fish tank as you sprinkle food onto the surface, and watch all the hungry little lips gaping open in anticipation? That’s exactly what’s going on here. This is one of the sloppiest cum-worshipping features you’re bound to lay your eyes on, with a home-video feel that is so raw you can smell the raunch. The men are unpolished—a mix of younger and older “regular” guys who simply love to guzzle jizz. The lack of a musical soundtrack allows you to hear every nasty slurping sound, and the camera is so close to the cocksucking you can see every glistening drop of saliva (and cum) on every shaft.

The first scene has a young man blowing a beautiful throbbing cock. The cum oozes everywhere: his mouth, his face, the floor—and there isn’t a place he won’t lick it off, scooping it up in finger fulls. We then cut to no less than three guys with their mouths on one cock, their tongues mingling together, mouths gaping open in preparation for the cum shot right in the mouth. There’s one cumshot after another, as blowjobs are handed around, and plenty of snowballing.

This is simply a whirlwind collage of guys sucking and drinking load after load in quick clips. There’s an awesome scene with a hairy, slightly overweight man squatting on one guy’s face and getting his balls licked as another guy waits for him to jack off. The ball sucker then waits for another dick to cum in his face—he gets one of the hardest gushers right in the mouth. Absolutely delicious.

In another brilliant moment, the camera is down under a glass table top. Through the table top, we watch a hairy hunk cum on the glass, and as he’s doing so, a young guy with a pierced tongue is licking it off…it’s so gross it’s absolutely fantastic. The young cum licker then ejculates into a cup (the squishing sound of the lube on his cock as he does so is awesome), and then proceeds to lick the cup clean, even digging in with his finger.

Another blond cutie is spoon-fed from a cum filled bowl—which he, of course, licks clean as if it’s filled with the sweetest cookie batter. And speaking of, he then jerks off on a cookie and eats it.

At this point, there’s really not much more to say. You get the jizz...I mean…gist. These quick cum vignettes go on and on for an hour. These are true lovers of cum, and from the groans, grunts and breathless gasps of the guys doing the cumming, you know they are just as into filling those mouths as the mouths are into being filled.

But wait! There’s an extra bunch of clips that follow, involving more eating, and surprisingly, a few intercourse scenes! And, much to my surprise in this film of uncredited performers, I recognized the overwhelmingly endowed mainstream gay porn star Jake Havoc.

This film is so utterly disgusting in its worshipping that it is guaranteed to leave even the most easily skeeved out gay boy craving a thick, frosty cum shake. HOT.