Reviewed by Pat Pyrrhic
The more porn I watch the more it becomes painfully evident that the concept of the grown woman has gone out of style. I say this because more often than not when I watch a porno flick I question the pubescence of the female performers. Cum Drippers #6 has this same problem. The girls are giggly, squeaky-voiced, and were it not illegal I’d swear they were twelve years-old (regardless of their physical age, they acted and spoke like they were in middle school). Some guys are into that sort of thing and normally I can get around it for the sake of my hard-on, so why does it bother me so in this instance? Because each scene in this video started with an interview . . . a ten minute interview. I could feel my soul being sucked from my body as I sat through inane question after question, and with the idiocy that came from the mouths of these people I think I’m now stupider for having listened to it.
Once you get past the interviews (And your brain reactivates itself) the video moves into what we all came to see: hardcore sex. Not just sex, but creampies as well. Not only was there plenty of piston-style fucking, but each of these girls walked away with a hot injection of special sauce deep in some orifice on their person. Sounds like good stuff, doesn’t it? Too bad the theory doesn’t match the reality. Cum Drippers #6 is a classic example of porn where they’re just not trying anymore. If we observe the fourth scene with Alexis and Crystal it might help to illustrate my point. Here we have 2 girls on one guy in a bland display of overplayed sex. Crystal never shuts up through the entire scene. It starts with pointless banter back and forth with the cameraman (who it’s easy to grow to hate as the video progresses) and continues with a consistent moan/groan/squeal combination that made me wish this scene utilized a ball-gag. Annoying to say the least. Alexis on the other hand sat on the sidelines and fucked when she was told like any good puppet. The guy is lifeless and not even worth mentioning. If this is what passes for porn these days I think I’ll stick to the Spice channel. CumDrippers#6
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