Title: College Invasion Vol. 1 Studio: Digital Sin Cast: Calli Cox, Taylor Rain, Felix Vicious, Tanya James, Brittney Sky, Cindy Crawford, Mariah Cherry, Slim Shady, Tony Pounds, Nacho Vidal, Ron Jeremy Genres:: College, Exhibitionism, Gonzo Condoms: No One-line summary: A crew of porn stars visit a college party and fuck each other as drunk students cheer and whoop. Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Dude! Do you like beer? Do you like baseball caps and gelled crewcuts? Do you like shouting “Woo?” Then have I found the porno for you, dude. For the rest of us, College Invasion Vol. 1 offers a wildly uneven array of sex scenes, including a couple of scorchers and several duds. A team of Shane’s World performers (not including her Shaneitude herself) took a van down to a discreetly elided southern California campus to have sex at college parties.

It looks like the original idea was to have a bunch of contests and award blowjobs to the winner. Two out of three contests, however, produce winners too shy or drunk to accept their prizes, and surrogates are hastily chosen. The third produces a winner by default when no other volunteers come forward. In each case, Mistress of Ceremonies Calli Cox trades her bullhorn for a collegiate stiffy at the end and goes to work with impressive skill and formidable vigor, deep-throating with gasps and watering eyes.

On the ride down, porn man-of-the-hour Nacho Vidal confesses nervousness about performing for a live audience, but between the first and second contests, he seems to have shed most of his nervousness, and he extracts a screaming orgasm from Felix Vicious in a hallway while partygoers shout suggestions. However, when the audience is cleared out, he really goes to work—slapping her ass and pussy, pulling her hair, choking her, pinning her hands behind her back, and coaxing what Vicious tells us is her first female ejaculation ever from her well-fucked cunt. “You make my dick so happy!” Nacho exclaims at the end of the scene. “Dude, I have never in my whole life been fucked like that,” Felix answers. It’s a scorchingly intense scene, damaged not in the least by the absence of any college students.

Next comes an interlude of softer and slower material as shy college student Jeremy gets the reality show treatment. He is doted on by two porn starlets before picking one (Cindy Crawford) to fuck in a rather sweet and gentle low-key scene.

Back at the party we get another scene of Shane’s World ringers fucking and pouring beer on each other (and the host’s sheets) while a crowd of partygoers look on and shout “Woo!” Next comes a crowd of adoring fans mobbing Ron Jeremy, who attended college during the Nixon administration, and then a bunch of interviews with students that I must admit I couldn’t bring myself to sit through. Another party produces Calli and Felix going at it on a tarp surrounded by onlookers and the third blowjob “contest.”

The DVD extras contain a couple of nice additional sex scenes, including an apparently spontaneous fuck in the van that features some anal action, some impressively awkward camera angles, and a desperate search for baby wipes. CollegeInvasionVol. CollegeInvasionVol. CollegeInvasionVol. CollegeInvasionVol.1111