Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Yes, please. Classic 80s porn is on the menu today. That means low-budget titty-shaking, cum-smearing, girl-on-girl action, with a side of orgies--for a funkin’ good time! But seriously, what makes this out-of-date low-fi flick so interesting? Feathered hair, gold jewelry, blue eye shadow, peacock chairs, pink bedrooms, anklets, tan lines, roses, and white lace thigh-highs!
Why is Rhonda always late? That is what her girlfriends wonder as they sit in a lobby waiting to be interviewed for a modeling gig. As they sit in the lobby, each of the four girls’ gossip unwinds into a lusty sexual adventure from the previous weekend. A golden moment is the shining cum dripping down Rhonda’s face after she’s sucked Joey and jerked Jeff, imultaneously. Ohhhh. Remember when Heather was sensually rubbing her enormous tit into Marita’s pink pussy? Hold on, after all that reminiscing, where the hell is the supervisor? Isn’t it time for the interview? Well, maybe if you can’t get any attention from your boss, you should get together with your best girls, tie him up, and tease him by having an orgy in his face. Totally hot.
Though these luxes are all dolled up with the same feathered hair and lacy thigh-highs, they all have a different style. The film stars Rhonda, and her single gold fingernail, as the ultimate alpha contender and returning bombshell. The sultry European redhead, Marita, is long-legged and thin like a runway model. Susan glows with that innocent girl-next-door sex appeal that we love the 80s for. Heather plays the dominatrix-type brunette who will crunch you between her beautiful and large natural breasts.
Judging by their on-screen dynamic, it seems these girls have the most fun when they’re with each other. The setting takes place in a reception office and two bedrooms. Set details include some walls, a bed, a couch, and two houseplants. Is this a part of the whole cheap thrill? Don’t draw conclusions though, there is something incredibly charismatic about the way everything is presented. No fancy lighting, or crazy camera tricks, just straight-up erotic sex and porn groove. And what makes 80s porn groove so much funkier than 70s porn groove? It’’s the loco electro beat pumped by drum machines, jazzy sax, funky electro squiggles, and synth-- melt your face off!
There is something both so wrong and so right about this 80s classic. Perhaps, that is why it became a classic. It’s a cool flick that everyone can enjoy. After all, who doesn’t love a good cheap thrill?
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