Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
This politically-incorrect fuck fest starts off with a couple of swimsuit-sporting boys frolicking in a lovely waterfall in some secluded woodland grove, the perfect place for a little midday man-on-man action. The two performers don’t seem particularly Caribbean to me (they’re pallid, semi-attractive European types) but perhaps they’re on holiday.
Rather than make me horny, this scene made me want to go for a swim. I’d rather fuck than watch porn, but a great movie is a nice substitute, whereas I would certainly rather swim than watch these two paddle about for what seems like ages. When the action did finally begin, I didn’t even care about the duo’s impressive erections. They remain so far from the camera that close-ups of the blowjob aren’t possible, which is too bad because anyone who likes a dick in the mouth likes to really see it on screen. Soon enough, one of the boys loses his erection, which, under the circumstances, seems only natural.
The second scene at least features more convincingly local boys. Again, the two, wearing tight little bathing suits (one of them can’t quite squeeze his ass into it) come upon the waterfall. It takes a while before things get moving, and irritatingly, the camera doesn’t lavish attention on the bodies of the performers, as it should, to get us in the mood. It’s too hard to get close ups on the boys when they’re in the water, I guess.
There is something romantic in the gentle kiss the two share before they start climbing about on the rocks – which looks really dangerous – and I wish I could hear them chatting and splashing around, but instead all there is to hear is the silly ‘Caribbean’ soundtrack. I know pornography – like most films, really – requires some suspension of disbelief, but it’s hard to accept that the boys could be so overcome with lust that they’d willingly recline on the jagged rocks of the waterfall. So they do, though, for a blowjob that’s hard to focus on since there’s water splashing in the eyes of the young lad with the cock in his throat. Clumsily (careful! slip and you might crack your head on those rocks!) the duo strips down. I found the fact that the two kept glancing at the camera, presumably for direction, quite a turn off, and while they men are handsome enough, apparently two hot men fucking isn’t always it’s cracked up to be.
The third and final scene takes place on terra firma. Two men (one of slightly sub-par looks) are chatting in the shade of a tree. The action is a bit better paced, because it’s only moments before the one is pawing at his partner’s impressive cock through his pants. By this point, though, I confess that I’d had it: I was actually turned-off by this movie, which reminds me a bit of one of those perfectly handsome boys who tries to hard (annoyingly perfect outfit, calculatedly messy hair) and ends up seeming plain. If you’re really hard up, have a fetish for sex in waterfalls, or are intrigued by the weird xenophobic notion of Caribbean studs getting off, then this is the movie for you. If you want hot sex, well, close your eyes: you can imagine something much hotter than this. CaribbeanStud
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