Title: Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre Studio: Wicked Pictures Director: Jonathan Morgan Cast: Stormy Daniels, Jessica Drake, Keri Sable, Cherokee, Devon Michaels, Katie Morgan, Katja Kassin, Kinzie Kenner, Nicole Sheridan, Rebecca Love, Rita Faltoyano, Taryn Thomas Genres:: Feature, Blowjobs, Comedy, Group Sex Condoms: Yes Reviewer: Max and Jade Jackson

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Happy Halloween, gang! Wicked Pictures presents Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre; an adult film, pretending to be a comedy flick, posing as a slasher movie. This film spoofs several classic and contemporary horror films and includes some of the hottest sex on this side of Camp Crystal Lake. The premise, and stop us if you have heard this before, is five college kids (Daniels, Drake, Gunn, Masterson, and Voodoo) on a road trip to a rock concert. While driving, they hit a man on the side of the road, killing him. So they decide to take the body to the nearest place to report the accident, but their van breaks down in the woods, near an abandoned camp site, known as Camp Cuddly Pines.

Heard enough? Well, with Max being a horror-film buff, he identified spoof scenes of the following films: Halloween, Friday the 13th, Nightmare On Elm Street, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Ring, The Blair Witch Project, Poltergeist, and The Hills Have Eyes.

Speaking of scenes, there are three scenes of note in this film. Voodoo is out in the woods (always a bad sign) when he sees grainy film footage of Nicole Sheridan done up like Sadako from The Ring coming out of a well in a clearing. She jerkily walks up to Voodoo, pulls down his pants, whispers “seven inches” and begins to give him one hell of a blow job. The two of them tear up the set with their fucking and despite the character acting; they put out a lot of heat. Sheridan looked quite hot, despite the creepy makeup job that she was wearing.

Another hot as hell scene featured the always lovely Cherokee and Tommy Gunn. The comedy of this scene is that Cherokee is playing a Native American Spirit who warns Gunn that the camp ground is built upon and violating a sacred Indian burial ground. Cherokee and Gunn are always prime performers and they don’t sell the viewer short in this scene. Cherokee knows how to work her ass like it is on ball-bearings and with Gunn’s massive cock; the two of them are guaranteed to get anyone watching this scene extremely worked up.

Despite the heat of those two scenes, the MVP of this film is a four-on-one scene featuring Katja Kassin, Rebecca Love, Rita Faltoyano, Taryn Thomas, and Manuel Ferrara. The lead up to this scene is a spoof on the origin of “Nightmare on Elm Street” villain, Freddy Kruger. Kruger was the result of a young nun being locked in an insane asylum and repeatedly raped by numerous insane inmates. Ferrara is a young orderly doing a walkthrough of a ward in an asylum for criminally insane women and “wayward strippers.” During his walkthrough, he is ambushed by four of the inmates and is fucked beyond the edge of reason. This scene is totally hot and the two of us barely made it through it without keeping our hands off of each other.

Camp Cuddly Pines is a three-DVD set, including bonus sex scenes, behind the scenes footage, bloopers/outtakes, and more. This is a top-shelf production and it shows in both the production values and the quality of the sex scenes. However, on top of everything else, this movie is pretty funny. Besides a case of the hornies, the two of us got a lot of good laughs out of this film.

We are giving Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre four and one-half stars. As we said before, this is a top-shelf production and one definitely for the collection. In fact, seeing as it is Halloween season, this should be one you would want to pick up just to get in the spirit, or if you just want to get into the mood; either one is good in our books.