Title: Britney Rears 2I Wanna Get Laid Studio: VCA Director: Will Rider Cast: Shy Love, Britney Rears, Jenaveve Jolie, Shy Love, Nadia Styles, Kapri Styles, Hillary Scott, Nikki Hilton, Sunny Lane Genres:: Feature, Porn-star, Young Women Condoms: No Reviewer: Don Luis

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Britney Rears’ latest foray created quite the industry buzz recently and was touted as a piece d’resistance in all the trusted media outlets. So great was the stirring that I even heard from my head lady in charge: “go you, and review this film.” Aye, aye, captain. On preliminary evaluation, it has all the trappings of a phenomenal production – captured by VCA studios, Jenaveve Jolie, Shy Love, and Eva Angelina in strategically placed performances to prevent pornographic petrification, also known as porn by numbers, and a host of up and cummers thrown in for good measure. Plus, the theme seems ripped from recent pop culture headlines in a stab at a public figure everyone loves to hate: Britney Spears. How could they possibly go wrong? We shall see how they acquitted themselves in the telling.

Our primary interest is none other than the inimitable Jenaveve Jolie as she offers herself up to the lord of the dance troupe, the not at all blasphemously beknighted Barrett Blade. She seeks his counsel in attempting to procure a position as one of the vaunted vaudevillians to ply her skills in the second file behind Brittney. He is keen to offer her the position, or, more appropriately, several other positions as he bends her this way and that, upside-down and backwards, his perfidious proboscis plumbing the profundity of her pussy. She is all passion, prepared to offer herself again and again for the opportunity to realize her dream. All good things, however, must come to an end, and she smiles as he deposits glistening streams of pearls round her mouth.

Eva Angelina bests her busty, beautiful colleague in exuberance if nothing else. After a short introductory discussion to their scene focusing on theme-related trivialities, she is quickly at work unencumbering Alt Throttle famous James Deen of his clothing, and proving her talents are not only in beauty, but also in tongues. He takes her to new heights of pleasure as she is overcome by spirits and growls as would an animist in the throws of ritual ecstasy. Her pinnacle is easily visible for the viewing audience, and she solidifies her personae of hot librarian by keeping on a pair of lipstick-red cateye glasses during the entire scene.

Britney’s intrepid adventure with veteran Shy Love and the lucky winner of her fictional fan club’s ‘Who wants to fuck Britney contest’ is a press conference better suited to the wrap up of a professional sports match than the character whose life writer/director Will Ryder is attempting to emulate. They both publicly accost the poor devil, who spends the remainder of the scene doing everything he can to hold on as these two test his limits. Even so, the energy here is limited, at best, and is more representative of the bubble gummy pop music of the real life character the pornstress is purporting to portray than the dream come true that the gentleman might think it is.

Outstanding performances also manifested by Nadia Styles, and an unforgettable three mouths for one lollipop with a sticky center including Kapri Styles, Nikki Hilton, and Hillary Scott. How does the mystery of whether Brittney is lip synching or not resolve itself? See the bubble-popping conclusion by clicking the Buy it Now button on your right!