Title: Bore My Asshole Studio: Red Light District Director: John Strong Cast: Talon, Aubrey Addams, Dana DeArmond, James Deen, Rebecca Linares, Bobbi Starr, Bree Olson, John Strong, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue Genres:: Anal, ATM, Double Penetration, Gonzo, Straight Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

Rating:

Bore My Asshole kind of bores my penis. If you want a no plot, no set up, all out raunchy monkey sex flick, you can barely get it here. Bore My Asshole is a Red Light District release, this is what they do; random scenes, starring a random dude and a random girls having random sex. The only star I recognized was James Deen.

The scene usually starts out pretty good, most of the blowjobs in Bore My Asshole are wet and sloppy and a lot of fun, but as soon as the sex starts it becomes a boring down hill descent.

I feel its films like this that brought down the standards of pornography, but then again there are folks out there that like the “real” approach to raunchy sex, no fake bad dialogue, no cheesy scenarios with pizza delivery boys getting a BJ from a very horny house wife who wanted more then just an extra large sausage pizza, or Asian massage parlors that specialize in “happy endings” to high powered business men. It’s just sex, but “just” sex doesn’t mean good sex.

None of the girls in “Bore My Asshole” leave you begging for more, they have more of a I can’t believe I banged “that” last night feel to them instead of a “I can’t believe I got to get fucked by her last night feel”. And it’s not to put the girls down, it’s just the way they’re treated. When we see someone like Ashley Blue or Taylor Hayes (The porn queens of raunchy sex) we think “God I wish I was lucky enough to be born hung like a horse, and be a porn star, just so I could get fucked by this girl”, they (unlike the girls in Bore My Asshole) are usually in control and having a good time doing anything, they like their jobs.

Every guy out there has a fantasy of just having raunchy sex with a girl with an accent, this aspect of films like this I can understand, but like I said before; the women need to be enjoying what they are doing, another example of a girl that enjoys here work (that would be a great alternative to these girls) is Nikita Denis. She has the accent, she has the body, she definitely has the attitude. Every girl thinks that they are being sexy if they are being raunchy; this is not true every time, some can pull it off and others just look silly. With this in mind, when you leave nothing to the imagination it’s very hard to be steamy or hot, there is no anticipation, no pre-cum moments. Wham! BAM! And no “thank you maam” at the end of this Red Light District flick.