Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
That old expression, you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, can be easily applied to the boxes of porno DVDs. Too often, a shiny, flashy box cover can fool you into thinking that you’re getting your money’s worth until you realize you’re stuck with a mediocre movie. An example of this would be Black Poles in Dark Holes. The title is catchy and the box is sparkly and nicely designed. Even the company logo of Bad Seed, a cute cartoon sperm wearing a spiked collar and sunglasses, is pretty nifty. When you look at the still on the back of the box, you see that the girls are hot and the guys are well hung. Everything seems to point to the DVD being good and for the most part, Black Poles in Dark Holes isn’t really a bad movie. It just fails to really make any lasting impression.
Angel Eyes gets the honor of being the cover girl and anyone familiar with her knows why. She is an incredibly exotic beauty. Her name comes from her rather almond-shaped eyes. When she says that she, “Likes the rough stuff, all the shit talking….the wildness,” you can just imagine all the filthy things she is into. Unfortunately, her sole segment in Black Poles in Dark Holes lacks anything daring. It is like much of the segments on the DVD, rather typical.
The real beauty here is Missy Mason. With caramel skin and blonde hair, Mason really stands out. With a great rack and truly slamming ass, it is a wonder why she doesn’t grace DVD covers like Angel Eyes does. Her tits wiggle and flop around as she gets fucked and her pussy looks so damn good to eat. Mason is one hottie that keeps the film interesting.
The box advertises that Black Poles in Dark Holes is “100% Throbbing Black Bones.” That isn’t true since a bonus scene is included at the end of the movie featuring White performers, August and Rick Masters. The scene is from Tres Equis. I don't know why a scene from Tres Equis was included in an all-black porno. The big problem is that the Tres Equis scene is the best in the movie!
Black Poles in Dark Holes is a decent movie to watch and jerk-off too, but only if you catch it on cable or if you’re renting it.
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