Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Bitanic is perfect party porn. Reminiscent of a long Saturday Night
Live sketch, except for the steamy bi-sex, Bitanic has a video game
aspect to it which enhanced the comedic value. Costumes were impressive
with old time garb and lots of faux mustaches.
The plot follows the story of Rosebud and her mother on a cruise
to cruise. Rose is to marry Hal, who makes her stomach queasy. Mom,
trying to convince Rose of Hal’s many good qualities, can
only come up with, “He’s handsome.” Despite the
poor advice, Rose loans her mother a hat and shawl; nice gal, she
didn’t want mum to catch a chill.
Rose sets about to find her own fun in this film. She meets a young
man who comes aboard with a male friend who is a bit seasick. Once
he recovers, they go to where the luggage was being stored. Appreciative
of her concern, he gives her the tonguing of a lifetime. Off go
the costumes. Rose is left in nothing but tan stockings; she has
a nice enough top half, but her ass, in one word is best described
as “dumpy.” She gives him head and they fuck like crazy
on top of other people’s luggage: bent over, doggie, the works.
While that is going on, Mom, dressed in Rose’s hat and shawl,
is mistaken for Rose. Hal gropes her from behind. She puts up a
struggle, but by the time Hal realizes his error they were too turned
on to stop. As they screw a young passenger walks in and masturbates
to the scene. Before long, he joins them and we get to see Hal penetrating
Mom while she gives our young friend head.
Unfortunately before our stud finishes with Rose, he has to return
to his cabin to check on his seasick friend. All horned up, Rose
retreated to her cabin to masturbate. A wild haired, red-head, with
big boobies, peeks in. Soon she made her presence and intentions
known. Rose replies, “I could never be with another woman;
I mean, I’m engaged to be married.” She lies. We see
enough pussy licking and breast squeezing to satisfy our horny Rose.
Content, Rose then walks in on Mom, Hal, and the passenger. Although
she clearly looks amused by the undulating threesome, she smacks
her hand hard on the wall and exclaims, “Mother, how could
you!” Mom is too hot and bothered to care and begs the young
passenger to cum on her tits as Hal runs out after his fiance.
Meanwhile our young friend and his male companion are both masturbating
in their cabin. That’s one way to cure seasickness!
To even things out, Rose hooks up with a gentleman sporting an
especially curly moustache. She takes him to the luggage room and
tells him to hide. Things really get fun when Hal finds her and
begs for forgiveness. “I’ll do anything,” he promises.
Rose summons curly moustache man, and orders Hal to, “suck
his cock!” Although Hal seemed apprehensive at first, once
he gets down to it I could tell he was an experienced cock-sucker.
It soon became Hal’s turn to get sucked. He enjoys it enough
to give Rose a serious licking herself. Rose gets more demanding
and makes Hal bend over to get fucked up the ass as he continues
to work on Rose’s pussy. The ship was rocking; all aboard
were ready to shoot their loads.
Will Rose forgive Hal? Will Mom take him if she doesn’t?
Will the boys in the cabin go straight to sleep or head to the dining
chamber? No, I simply will not spoil the ending for you.
What the cast lacked in physical beauty they make up for with acting
skills, and sexual diversity. It looked like everyone was enjoying
their efforts with sex that you could see in their faces and quivering
bodies. This was a true production with a full plot, realistic ship
set, and enough laughs and licks to keep everyone smiling. I’d
recommend Bitanic for frat and sorority houses, wild parties, or
viewing before hitting the sack. Bitanic
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