Reviewed by Pat Pyrrhic
Sweater puppets, ta-tas, fun bags, bazooms, we all have names for them. Whether you call them knockers, chestnuts, or the classic standby boobies, it’s pretty clear that we’re talking about one thing here, and that’s breasts. Most of us can appreciate a great set of bazongas when we see them and would argue that there’s no greater sight than a great set of tits on a woman (or on a man if you’re into the larger gentlemen, but that’s a topic for another time). Now Pleasure Productions brings you the first installment in the series aptly titled Big Tit Teasers to facilitate all your juggie-gawking needs. Let’s observe the good parts first this time and see what, if anything, makes this video worth while
Harmony Grant. The word that comes to mind is bombshell. The video is a bit lax with names, but Harmony is the panty-clad looker on the left side of the box cover with the bleach-blonde hair looking like your mom's hot friend. Harmony possesses a talent the likes of which I haven’t seen since Annette Haven or Vanessa Del Rio and in porn these days that’s like discovering gold in a septic tank (if you know what I mean). All I can say about her is that she’s fucking incredible and incredible at fucking. The way she worked her mouth on the cock was sheer poetry and her performance astounding! Obviously it was enough to strike a chord with me. Next up is Barrett Moore, the Californian Cutie in the final scene. An absolute pleasure for the eyes, Barrett gives her all in her performance and seems to have serious potential, not to mention the only real set of tits in the whole video. I can’t rave about her the way I can about Harmony’s performance, but she’s definitely worthy of mention.
So where does the video go sour? Right from the beginning. The problem with trying to interview with a camera-mounted microphone is you can only hear the cameraman. It’s a one-sided conversation and you miss out on important information like cup size, how often the girls masturbate, and do they like jizz on their melons. So the sound was bad, anything else? Yes. I only mentioned two of the girls because they were the only ones that weren’t terrible. The lackluster performances of the other girls actually made me sorry to be wasting my time watching them. It takes more than empty moaning and glaring at the camera to make good porn. Two of these girls have it, and other four don’t. Harmony and Barrett make this a video worth seeing, but the ratio of two out of six earns this feature a two out of five. BigTitTeasers
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