Reviewed by Pat Pyrrhic
Big Tit Superstars . . . generally the best kind of superstars, wouldn’t you agree? Alpha Blue Archives would, and they demonstrate it by bringing you the Big Tit Superstars series. The volume on the menu for today, kids, is Cornfed Redhead, and the redhead of focus is Lisa Deleeuw: the buxom, natural redhead (and believe me, I checked) of 70’s fame. Unlike your Seka’s, Vanessa Del Rio’s, and Kay Parkers, Lisa Deleeuw is a 70’s starlet of less renown, but in a day and age when porn starlets are virtually a thing of the past, Cornfed Redhead shows that Deleeuw is worthy of the title and one not to be negated.
“So what’s the big deal? It’s just some old porn featuring this redheaded broad. Why should I care?” you might ask. Well, you’ve got some attitude there, pal! Besides, this is porn from an era when skin-flicks were made like Hollywood features. They had scripts, storylines, and were shot on film, giving them a gritty and raw cinematic quality that makes every shot that much more pleasing to the eye (not to mention other bodily organs). Deleeuw herself puts on a great show as both a porn actress and a wrestler. Wrestler? This video not only features the ravishing redhead's best ‘fucking’ moments, but also random displays of her manhandling (so to speak) opponents to the mat. She’s a “Jill of all Trades”, she is!
The problems with this video lie in the composition. For all the kick-ass, old-school footage contained in Cornfed Redhead, the way it’s organized gives new meaning to the word “crappy”. The chapter selection is set up in an inefficient list form, the menus are horrendously unappealing to the eye, and any selections made are accompanied by lag-time before activation. This is still a great video, but I’d only recommend buying it if you’ve got the patience. BigTitSuperstars:CornfedRedhead
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