Title: Big Tit Patrol Studio: Twisted Pink Director: Lola Cast: Alexis Silver, Piper, Eden, Vanessa Michaels, Brandy Taylor, Billy Glide, Rick Masters, Will Powers Genres:: Big Tits, Blowjobs, Cumshots, Gonzo, Oral Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

Rating:

Oh, if only I could be on the police force of the Big Tit Patrol, busting the bustiest women on the street. I’d have to work hard, though, because it’s obvious the seasoned members of the team have honed their skills to find us the nastiest naturally busty women for this film.

In a series of five “interrogations,” we are shown why each girl has been brought in for questioning. Our producer (and for this film I would guess “Captain”) Lola conducts a brief interview with each suspect prior to bringing in the arresting officer. This is a nice highlight of the film because although there’s no girl-on-girl action that takes place, she occasionally reaches out to inspect the bountiful goods with both her hands and mouth. After the interview, each girl goes through a thorough oral examination, both giving and receiving, and then gets fucked senseless.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention Piper’s potty mouth during her scene. It’s not so much what she says, but the frequency. She’s quite verbose and let’s her man know what she wants and how she likes it. Additionally, she loves giving head. Immediately after her interview when the guy is brought in, she rips off his jeans and sucks his dick like she was attached to it. Piper is a raunchy girl who loves her tits fucked so much that she writes it in lipstick above her breasts – trouble is, we never see her actually take it between her tits, although she does take a healthy load on them during the money-shot. I don’t believe this girl is guilty of anything, but innocence is not a word I would use to describe her!

The other woman I need to make special note of is Vanessa Michaels. The voracity with which she takes her officer’s baton is remarkable. She seems shy during her interview, but once they get her oiled up, eaten out, and deep drilled, she performs like a veteran. This 19yr old loves to make her 34C’s bounce, jiggle, and dance proudly while she gets railed from every which way.

There are a few reasons I didn’t give this film 4 ½ or 5 stars. Not all the girls get titty-fucked, there’s no girl on girl, and a lot of the time, the strip-club soundtrack is too loud. You can hear the girls moan, but not what they’re saying, which in many cases can be hotter than any moan or squeal. Also, I would have liked to see more of Lola, because with no bisexual activity, hearing another girl in the scene but not really seeing her is torture. On the plus side, there’s always sequels, which is where a lot of the girls from the website belong.

Overall, this is a quality production. The girls are each load-worthy, and if you like busty natural young women, you’ll be happy when the paddy wagon rolls up with these perps! I’m just curious to know where their police academy is!