Title: Big Natural Tits 9 Studio: Evil Angel DVD Director: Christoph Clark Cast: Michelle Wild, Bellissima, Melons, Wendy White, Daria Glower, Jennifer, Sindy Shy, Chocki Ice, Bruno SX, Franco Roccaforte, Juliana Ferraz, Kid Jamaica, David Perry, Greg Centauro Genres:: Natural breasts, Anal, Big Tits, Blondes, Blowjobs, European, Group Sex, Hand Jobs, Straight Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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"My batteries are dying," worries Christoph, the Gallic cameraman and director of Big Natural Tits 9. He's just shot a very long scene with two girls, four very large and natural tits, and two inconsequential guys. The guys' parts are done, the money shots are over, Christoph's camera batteries are dying, but by golly, those girls just don't care. "Look at that," Christoph marvels as they continue to fondle and suckle, "They are still hot for each other. Go on, suck on her tits. Is there milk in there?"

Such is the goofy inquisitive nature of Christoph, whose jolly behind-camera presence takes the entire video and turns it from a lackluster amateur-with-big-tits production into a merry little romp through the French countryside with an extremely dirty native guide. Not only does he bring us women with large, beautiful breasts, but he takes the time to teach us new slang words in French. "Show us your po-po," he requests, and the models comply, bending over and spreading for the camera. Po-po. Write that down.

The women are pretty, the breasts just fine and the sex, though drawn-out (each scene is well over 30 minutes) is for the most part as natural and hot as it gets. Seeing as how this is a breast video, you'll get a lot of wax-on-wax-off breast rubbing by eager male hands, a generous dose of titty-fucking, and porn stars who realized their best assets right from the start and consequently adopted screen names like "Melons." But you also get real porno gems, like the nice blonde lady who ably coaxes two simultaneous come shots out of her onscreen partners, and a final outdoor three-on-three which doesn't ever seem to end, thanks to the magic of editing. (In cases like these it's good to pick a favorite girl right off the bat and then just keep looking for her as the scene wears on. Keeps you on your toes.)

Christoph's not above pure comedy either; the funniest part in the film comes when he tries to convince two men that "very, very big, natural tits" are just around the corner waiting for them. "What?! No way!" they cry, with exaggerated skepticism. "You have beautiful house, beautiful heights, but big natural tits? It's impossible." Then they turn the corner and there she is, beautiful naked woman with big natural tits indeed, hanging out in a treehouse, and one of the men just up and shrieks with joy. Sure, this is a "you had to be there" moment of the highest caliber and extremely corny, but you can be sure it'll never be repeated in any other video, ever, so enjoy it. By the way, the treehouse in this scene is probably the coolest treehouse you'll ever see, too. I couldn't figure out which would be better, having the treehouse or having the naked blonde girl inside it.

Seeing as how this was shot almost entirely outdoors, there's a few audio problems that arise, mostly during shots made with the single hand-held camera and no boom. You'll lose some dialogue in some of the introductory sequences, but it's not crucial, just annoying. While the average length of the scenes may exceed one's attention span in parts, there's a handy "Fetish Menu" option that lets you skip through the extra-long scenes just to get to the good parts again. This is helpful indeed, because Big Natural Tits 9 has more than its share of good parts -- comedic, sexy or both.