Title: Big Bust Babes Vol. 1 & 2 Studio: Alpha Blue Archives Director: N/A Cast: Candy Samples, Uschi Digard, Anna Ventura, Roxanne Brewer, Keli Stewart, Darlene English, Roberta Pedon, Rhonda Jo Petty, Angel Cash Genres:: Big Tits, Compilation, Hairy, Lingerie, Masturbation, Models, Natural breasts, Toys Condoms: N/A Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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As far as I’m concerned, the 70’s peeked with Star Wars, but as memory fades and images and trends of the time become more and more foggy, there has been a revival of sorts and a nostalgia that exists by virtue of the fuzzy nature of memory. If El Caminos, lava lamps and mullets do it for you, or just giant tits, then Big Bust Babes will get you going as well.

The kitsch value of this compilation of beta tape footage re-mastered onto a DVD will more than satisfy those who remember with fondness the days before Jenna Jameson and the personal shaver. You see busty, natural-growth ladies on their own: swinging from a trapeze, hopping in the tub, rubbing one out after a game and just rolling around on the bed clutching themselves in delightfully sinful ways. An old-school vibrator also makes an appearance, hefty and outlet-powered, which for some reason made me think of Star Wars again. Probably because of the close resemblance it has to some of Lucas’s droids.

If the History channel or A&E ever do a history of porn, then this video would have to be a major part of the presentation. It marks a period of time with starlets like Candy Samples, Uschi Digard, Anna Ventura, Roberta Pedon and others who were big-time business. You even get “Jennifer” who is apparently a graduate of San Diego University, which isn’t a real school. But, she has nice boobs so who cares. In addition to the Firebird-rolling hotties playing with themselves, the video also has a fairly large section with lactating ladies squirting milk on themselves, each other and into glasses where they gulp it down.

If you particularly liked the grainy projector-style, after-school specials with ridiculous soundtrack and bouncy narrator, then it would be hard to find a more suitable video than this. Complete with what may be the original “bow-chicka-bow-bow” background music, voyeurs everywhere will be drooling over the massive mammaries of these 8-track honeys and remembering what it was like when Zeppelin rocked and Bush was only between the legs.